Jenna Jameson is famous because she lets random men cum on her face for money while they film it. I sometimes have to remind myself of that when I see her on The View or Jay Leno, just to make sure this surreal moment in American pop culture doesn't pass me by. Anyway, she tells Us magazine that she wants to start a family, but doesn’t see the need to get married first. Just like Angelina Jolie!
"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!" Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim's Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!
"We're trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!" she added.
Why is she so over saying "I Do?"
Two failed marriages," she said. "[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper."
Jameson was wed to fellow porn star Brad Armstrong (they split in 2001) and adult film studio owner Jay Grdina (they split in 2006).
Her two-year relationship with boxer Tito Ortiz is "so fabulous, like, fantastic," she said.
Well, he's not a boxer, hes an MMA fighter, and he actually has a fight this Saturday night against Loyota Machida. I like Tito a lot because he's super patriotic, and lately hes been coming out with "Mosh" by Eminem as his entrance music. That’s a cool song. Makes him look scary. I think one mistake I made with my ultimate fighting matches was coming out to "Coward of the County" by Kenny Rodgers. In hindsight I think that just filled my opponent with confidence.
facinating
Adoption is Jenna's only chance at having kids, since they'd shoot through her cooze like bullets out of an AK 47 and splatter against walls if she tried to have them naturally.
Maybe the problem with her first two marriages is the part about the porn star and the adult film studio owner…
Tito is going to fight a Toyota Sequoia this weekend?
I once punched a Camry, right in the headlights.
If God could smite anyone with infertility, let it be her.
she had better adopt… no kid wants to be born with 12 STDs and a nice helping of AIDS/HIV
Jenna the hardest part to getting you pregnant will be to keep the sperm up in there long enough to find an egg….without it all falling back to earth like a failed Saturn Rocket out of your worn out love chunnel….
This woman used to be the hottest in Porn!!!
WTF happened??
I thought all that man jelly to the face was supposed to keep you looking young! At least that's what I told every girl I was with! She is going to destroy my theory!!!
At the latest AVA Awards she announced that she officially Retired, by saying, "My legs will never spread for film again!"
I think I actually said…"Thank God!"
i hope someone tells jenna that to have a baby the "money shot " has to go in her vagina, not all over her face.
Jenna's face looks like wax that melted and was smooshed back together and then smoothed.
And them titties is headin' south.
I have to say the tat is not working for me darling…fuckin hell she looks like I feel this morning, shit.
*Lyoto Machida
Wait a fucking second? Am I in the top ten? Seriously? I never make the top ten! This is kind a like being Tracy Jordan back when he first got on SNL and everyone was like "Who is that little fat dude?" I don't care what they say about him now, that little fucker had to fight to get screen time.
This is awesome! Okay wait a minute lemme take some time and say I really like Filmdrunk…I mean, Grrrr…WWTDD
My walkup song is Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.
Thirteen…..FUCK
Tito is a tough guy but his toughest battle is every night when he has to get in bed with Jenna and not turn around and run away.
No prob getting her pregnant, she's so worn out Tito can walk right up to her fallopian tubes. I would suggest that he takes a canary with him though.
I'd be so proud of her as my mother. I could download some video file anytime, and jack to her doing anal with a random dude turned Bible-thumping preacher in Missouri.
Like Juan wouldn't pay a weeks worth of his shitty salary to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked Jenna.
This Tito geezer has been railing on this chick at home for practice, look at the badly bruised lips on the thing.