Page Six reports today that Lindsay Lohan stole an 11,000 dollar blond mink coat from a party in New York last January (full size of the banner pic here). A girl sexily named Masha Markova, 22, says she put the coat in a common bin with other jackets while attending a party for Stavros Niarchos at a club called 10ak. Other guests included Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. When she went to leave, Markova says the coat was gone and she assumed it was lost forever until she saw pictures of Lohan wearing it in the February 11th edition of OK magazine. The Post says…
The pretty co-ed said that in the ensuing days, she surfed the Internet and found several paparazzi photos of Lohan wearing the distinctive blond coat hours after the birthday party they had both attended.
Also, celebrity blogs posted pictures of the actress party-hopping that night – wearing a black coat before she arrived at 1Oak, Markova said.
Club owners vowed to get to the bottom of it, but several days passed with no call back, Markova said.
That's when her immigration lawyer, Merrill Cohen, called Lohan's high-powered Hollywood attorney, Blair Berke, threatening litigation.
Hours later, Markova said she heard from 1Oak.
"They were very discreet, never mentioned a name or even the word 'coat,' " Markova said. "They just said, 'We're going to bring you something.' "
The coat arrived at Markova's Morningside Heights apartment two days later.
Reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining, the fur coat was no worse for wear after a dry cleaning and quick patch-up.
Oh boo-hoo. "Someone stole my 11,000 dollar coat!” Why don't you marry the coat if you love it so much Masha. Don’t you know that Lindsay works in Hollywood and Hollywood people do whatever they want. For example, Andy Richter is the Zodiac Killer. Swear to God. They covered it all up but everyone knows it was Andy.
(picture source = inf daily)
Yeah, couldn't believe it took you this long to steal this from Page 6, or actually from Page 3 of the Post today.
When an immigration lawyer bests your "high powered Hollywood attorney", it's time for new representation.
Ladies and Germs, Ms. Markova:
http://mashamarkova.com/about.php
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Masha's 2nd from the left
Masha should hunt Blo-Han down and "mash her" face in.
I'd love to see Lilo do time for this.
"Women in Prison" ….the shower scenes alone are great….to say nothing of the raping with foreign objects.
masha’s 2nd from the left
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/xj0an/prada21.jpg
Masha's website seems to indicate that she is a wild and crazy lay who willingly performs sexual congress upon demand and provides multiple mode of fuck access.
hmmm…."seems to indicate" may be too weak a phrase in this case.
makes up for the lack of fur elsewhere, I bet
Agreed Observer, I'd ass rape it… If I haven't already.
honestly how high do you have to be to wear some shit you just stole out of the place you just stole it from, god i hope she gets aids
she probably didn't realize she stole a coat, she just thought she was walking beside a hairy italian for a week.
The Beast is into skin these days I see.
Look, the "common bin" with the coats in it could easily be confused with the "leave a penny, take a penny" dish on the counter*.
Buncha LiLo haters!
*especially if
Lilosomeone had been drinking, using drugs, or both.Be fair! Doesn’t that coat provide the perfect match with her hair? Not like that shabby black cloth one.
"Reeking of cigarettes and booze…"
Eau de Lohan.
Is someone else writing the narratives on this website these days? They used to be a lot funnier.
Perhaps it’s just me and my sense of humour is now more refined.
there used to be more nudity too. I know George Bush talked of difficult times last week, but I didn’t know that he was referring to this website.
Is the name of the club pronounced “Ten-Ak” or “One-Oak”? Cause I need to know where to tell the cab driver to take me if I ever need a new coat.
I found it amazing that somebody would pay $11k for something so ugly but then I realized that there was a Russian in the equation.
Mongro……
I am always grateful for your insightful comments.
How do you keep track of the anally raped…..
…also Eau de Lohan….very funny….I'll bet it gives Britney's fragrance a run for its money someday.
What does the mix of fur and cum smell like?
TangoCash000001….can you provide guidance?
Well, now we can add "dirty thief" to drunk driver, drug addict, public pussy revealer, box office killer, cum-guzzling whore and useless waste of oxygen. You go, girl!