05.28.2008 MICHAEL JACKSON LOVES THE UFC

Splash News is reporting that Michal Jackson was seated ringside, one row behind David Spade and Laura Prepon (not pictured), at the MGM Garden for Saturday nights UFC fight higlighting BJ Penn vs Shaun Sherk.   Now replace that sentence with, "adjgaqvnj qen nqek nqkenf l     k   n k    k unicorn shotgun", and see which one makes less sense.

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(101) Comments

  1. djtechsys 05/28/2008 14:28

    mongro - b read the JLH thread… LOL

  2. Dirty Hairy 05/28/2008 14:29

    Fuck, it's probably Osama Bin Laden!

  3. MaxwellDemon 05/28/2008 14:30

    Don't call me ninja, whitey.

  4. Shea Nasty 05/28/2008 14:31

    What the fuck kind of name is Shark Sherk?

  5. Observer 05/28/2008 14:32

    David Spade and Laura Prepon.

    Spade must have a "Tommy Lee" sized cock.

    Funny……it never seemed that big to me.

    On a side note……are these A-Listered Hollywood Hotties all Scientologeronimists?

  6. Laudnum Lily 05/28/2008 14:32

    barka berka sharka sherka

  7. My Penis, The Weapon 05/28/2008 14:33

    Holy SHit! sexilexi!!! why have I not thought of this before!! Michael Jackson!!! Holy shit!

  8. Mac-Daddy 05/28/2008 14:34

    Damn, Max stole my Ninja line!

    ummm(Thinks up something clever before I go from poster #5 to poster #33)

    are you sure that's ringside at a boxing match? With the mugs on those people, along with the fact that it could possible be MJ, I'm thinking it's more of a Pedophiles Anonymous after party at the local Cub Scouts Fashion Show.

  9. leftnutofjesus 05/28/2008 14:36

    the mystery surrounding what's behind that sheet would have turned me on as a small boy.

    now, i'm such a fuckmachine that i can't even admit i typed the above statement. 

  10. Lance @ FilmDrunk 05/28/2008 14:36

    Shark Sherk is actually a way better name than Sean the Muscle Shark Sherk.

  11. Observer 05/28/2008 14:36

    Fek'Lr……!!!!!

    You've been living here today .

  12. tittytwister 05/28/2008 14:38

    It's actually Dina Lohan under that sheet.

  13. pepper 05/28/2008 14:40

    I thought Samford and son ( Fred Fox) was dead?

  14. pepper 05/28/2008 14:41

    What is UFC?

       Uncooked Fried Chicken? 

  15. Mac-Daddy 05/28/2008 14:42

    Red Fox^

  16. Observer 05/28/2008 14:43

    Pepper…..

    Nice. 

  17. My Penis, The Weapon 05/28/2008 14:43

    I'm not gay…but…I would fuck the hell out of Michael Jackson!! You know when everyone is in the jacuzi and bragging about their lifes conquests…"I fucked Michael Jackson and then sued him for 90 million dollars! Beat That!!! Bya!"

  18. Shea Nasty 05/28/2008 14:43

    That black guy sitting in the back row looks worried that Michael is about to blow the fucking building up.

  19. pepper 05/28/2008 14:44

    Where were all of you when I was ganged banged by The Film Drunk homos?

      Sorry DH!
     

  20. Shea Nasty 05/28/2008 14:45

    And by "black guy" I mean bug-eyed jig.

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