05.05.2008 MISCHA BARTON HAS STILL GOT IT

Mischa Barton is an actress with talent and poise beyond her 22 years, and has the kind of career most actors can only dream about, according to her IMDb bio that she clearly wrote.  She also has a lumpy ass well beyond her 22 years, but the bio doesn’t mention that.   From the back you would never guess this is the ass of a 22 year old, unless that 22 year old was some kind of dissident who was wrapped in burning tires at some point.  She looks like she just pushed her way out of a sarcophagus, and now, crazy with hunger and poised to kill, someone brave has to find and assemble the Lost Triangle of Osiris to stop her.

(68) Comments

  1. Tyler02 05/05/2008 11:54

    She is a PIG

      

  2. dubsmalone 05/05/2008 11:56

    drunken pig.

  3. lgcjoker 05/05/2008 11:57

    Did somebody summon Robert Smith of The Cure?

  4. dubsmalone 05/05/2008 11:57

    that is a LOT of cheese.

     DO NOT WANT!

  5. dubsmalone 05/05/2008 11:57

    No, Sidney Poitier.

  6. braincake 05/05/2008 11:58

    cant be real

  7. MG Admirer 05/05/2008 11:59

    looks alright to me (from the waist up)

  8. Diremutt 05/05/2008 11:59

    She has clearly been sleeping on her zen garden rocks. Happens to me all the time.

  9. Dowdy Hoody 05/05/2008 12:05

    If you just look at her from the chin up, she's kinda OK lookin'

  10. mobywan 05/05/2008 12:05

    there are only two things in life that disgust me….and one of them is cellulite anywhere at any age…it causes a physical response that makes me violently and uncontrollably

  11. Ponyboy 05/05/2008 12:06

    Now that her self esteem is in the toilet, guys like us will have more of a shot. I'd paint the sistine chapel on that ass with my tongue.

  12. MG Admirer 05/05/2008 12:06

    lgcjoker - so are you saying that you've seen Robert Smith of The Cure in a bikini bottom and he looks like this?

  13. mylee 05/05/2008 12:06

    Makes me feel better about life

  14. MG Admirer 05/05/2008 12:07

    mobywan - what's the other one?  Carnies?

     

     

     

     

     

    (small hands, smell like cabbages, etc.) 

  15. Juan 05/05/2008 12:07

    There's a perfectly natural explanation for these photos:

    a) fake fakey mcfake

    b) it's not Mischa Barton

    c) she's not 22 years old

    d) someone burned the bottom half of the portrait of Dorian Gray

     

  16. Doctress Leisa 05/05/2008 12:08

    How can she have cellulite like that at her age? I've got 20+ years on this bitch and even my legs don't look like that (must be the virgin blood I've been drinking).

  17. Perry 05/05/2008 12:08

     That's how women really are. Beyond the makeup and the photshops, that's reality.

     

     

  18. mobywan 05/05/2008 12:08

    mg…E X A C T L Y  ;)

  19. thedudeabides 05/05/2008 12:09

     

    She needs less time in the sun and more on the stairmaster. 

  20. All the good User-names are taken 05/05/2008 12:09

    Oh my god…Forget about how she will look in 20 years.. I don't know if she can even make it 5. 

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