MISCHA BARTON IS MAD

Mischa Barton is upset about some very unflattering pictures that ran in the Daily Mail earlier this week (seen above), showing the back of her legs riddled with cellulite.  The New York Daily News says…

"Those photos are doctored," Barton's rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old.""Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There's a lot you can do with Photoshopping."

This sucks but I have to defend Mischa Barton’s bratty little ass, and point out that the Daily Mail had a very very similar controversy with Victoria Beckham once (more on that here).  Maybe they do doctor pictures to make celebrities look bad, or maybe they didn’t even have to for this because Mischas legs suck.  The first three pictures below were on Tyler on 8.22.05 (here), the next four were on here on 9.22.06 (here).   Do you think those are PS'd too?  Don’t flatter yourself.  No one cares.  Ohh, yeah, for three years now there's been a conspircay that goes all the way to the top to make Mischa Barton look fat. Also, the Illuminati puts AIDS in grape soda to kill inner city black people.  Oh, be careful Mischa!  You know too much!!!