Page Six says that Nick Hogan is absolutely losing his mind in jail, and he’s just barely begun his eight-month sentence for felony reckless driving. He, of course, was speeding and wrecked his car last August, an accident that has left then-best friend John Graziano in a vegetative state ever since. The Post says…
"Nick's doing really bad. He's struggling to even form a sentence," one friend said. "They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn't understand how awful jail really is until now." That will be small consolation to Graziano's relatives, who say Hogan has done very little for their son since the crash.
Oh boo-hoo. Nick is a spoiled little bitch and his arrogance left a kid crippled. Fuck him. Not only do I hope he gets raped in jail, I hope they shove his head in the toilet while they do it. I hope they bang him so hard, his anus actually starts smoldering. Like, there's smoke. His asshole should look like the porthole of a ship when he gets out.
What? The frequent assrapings aren't enough entertainmnet for you?
If he promises to let me ass-fuck his sister on a regular daily "nooner" schedule, then I'll help break him out of jail!
Soap on a rope Nicky boy!
was he ever able to form a sentence?
Could he form a sentence before he was put in jail?
Crap, tango!
mmm maybe the Hulk will rub some sunscreen on his inner thighs!
Thats HOT!
Hopefully he'll slim down on the prison food (and jizz). OR maybe he was stocking up on cheese burgers as he knew it'd be a few months on bread and water.
Fuck him, he deserves to do more time than 8 months. Bitch will be out in 4. He killed that kid. I hope he thinks about that every time he gets cornholed.
"Nick's doing really bad. He's struggling to even form a sentence …"
Perfect! Now he knows how his BFF feels. Too bad his condition won't last nearly as long.
I can be wrong, but he was sentenced to 8 months, not 8 month of forced ass fucking. Not trying to be to liberal here but ass rape is not considered part of a prison term.
Unless you are a fucking rapist yourself, then that is mandatory.
maybe his anal herpes will flair up like Paris's and then he can get out too
maybe now he wont speed
hahahahaha get it?
Snap into a SlimJim?
TrainRobbery: Well don't you just take all the fun out of prison? Well la-di-dah Princess.
I'm pretty sure if that was my friend/brother/son he had killed 8 months of forced anal wouldn't be enough punishment.
Nick has nothing to worry about. I am sure his father taught him the manly art of self-defense, so the other cons will all be scared to mess with him.
Provided, of course, there are lots of metal folding chairs handy. Can't have a good smackdown without one.
that Hogan kid looks like a walrus without the teeth.
It's a travesty of justice that he had to go to jail. The moron next to him should have been wearing a fucking seatbelt. If you're in a car with a drunk speed demon, you are a) an idiot for entering the car, and b) asking for something terrible to happen to you if you don't put on a belt.
Is that you again Brooke?
NEXT!
"Nick's doing really bad. He's struggling to even form a sentence,"
How hard is to say "Bend over after I suck , what?"