Just a week ago it was reported that Jennifer Ansiton and John Mayer were a new item after spending the weekend together in Miami. This must all be news to John Mayer, who according to the New York Post spent last Friday night, "at 1Oak with Adam Levine, and Mayer 'was all over some blond girl.' Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so 'we can dance with our girls.' "
Needless to say this blond was not Aniston. And of course it wasn't Ansiton. She sucks. Mayer just wanted to get laid, and Aniston will fuck anyone in Hollywood. I’d rather stick my dick inside a rattlesnake than Aniston at this point. At least then I wouldn’t have to guess as to what kind of treatment I’d need later.
cuntaston
What do you think that sign in front of them reads?
Pool Rules:
No pretentious pricks allowed in the swimming area.
Not just a tool. he’s the whole shed.
I don't think this is a "fair" post…..
….after all ..we know Jennifer Aniston"shares"…just ask Jolie.
Who is Ansiton ?
Tabloids are so fucked up that any 2 celebs seen within 10 feet of each other can be hyped as having "a relationship." Maybe they are just friends–oh wait–
Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry Burns: No you don't.
Sally Albright: Yes I do.
Harry Burns: You only think you do.
Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
Sally Albright: They do not.
Harry Burns: Do too.
Sally Albright: How do you know?
Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
10ak too? Perhaps they also were there looking for minks to steal?
perhaps Jen scared him away after bringing up possible baby names during penetration.
i still like her
You know what, who can blame her? Jennifer's been rejected by Brad Pitt and no man would want to deal with with a dumped woman like her on an emotional level.
This butterface at least is getting laid, but noone's going to hang around long enough to have to deal with the nightmare of a woman scorned. I suspect that for emotional support, she leans on her female friends like David Schwimmer and Courtney Cox.
i'd do her.. aniston is fine !
R Kelly?
people actually buy his shit?
Jen got Punk'd
what the hell kind of name is 10ak? I assumed it was a typo at first.
Play some R. Kelly so we can take a piss on our girls.
schmoe - with or without bag?
Why not just change this site to a link that will give you Page 6 in it's entirety? Well, yeah, the NY Post doesn't show nudity… Keep on B, keep on.
mongro: NY post also doesn’t have the gay undertones either.
I know this is an old pic and it's probably been asked before, but what's with the ink on Mayer? He's hard core as a pudding cup from your mom. My bet is the tough guys at school held him down and drew on him and threatened to kick his ass if he washed it off. That was in 1997.
In other news, 98% of the dudes on this site, including Bre|\|D0|\| would do Jennifer Anniston. Only about half of the women would do her, but that's another post indeed.
Ride Lo
Cannot 2 vain Hollywood stars get together and share recipes? Nothing like a good fondue.
Or maybe it wasn’t so good?