Every election it seems the idiot hippies in Hollywood have to make these insane proclamations that they’ll leave the country if someone they don’t like gets elected. This time the enemy is John McCain, and the first one on a private jet to Europe will apparently be Susan Sarandon. The Post says…
She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."
If this sounds familiar it's because similar quotes were attributed to her in 2004 and 2000. Eddie Vedder, Alec Baldwin, and Robert Altman all made very famous statements about this, and Martin Sheen, Rosie O'Donnell, Matt Damon, Whoopi Goldberg, Ed Asner and Tim Robbins all reportedly made candid remarks claiming the same thing (source). Well la-di-da. Good. Get the fuck out. Move. Go. Go right now. What did you think, that we’d be all sad and shit? I'm sure the class of car I get run over by at 4am with some drunk behind the wheel will decrease immeasurably if all the actors move away, but that’s a chance I’m willing to take.
Oh good God. Why has my grandma hada boob-job? I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
BODACIOUS FUCKING TATAHS! Tim Robbins money well spent!
McCain is an imbecilic ass. Good call, grandma — now go put on a sweater.
The more I look at this picture the more my vagina itches. I'll pay for the plane trip to anywhere she wants, just please don't let me see that giant meat curtain wrinkle.
I wonder if they realize that nobody cares where the fucking live.
*they
That chick in the background needs a speach bubble "Good Lord, cover yourself up, Mom."
That chick in the background needs a speach bubble "Good Lord, cover yourself up, Mom."
I love the "enter only" sign beside that chick's head! Sometimes, juxtapositions are gold.
There's a point where you should put the boobies on a pension and tuck 'em away for the sake of all that is holy.
Wait… I looked over Whoopi Goldberg's name on first read. Noooooo. I would hate to see how the US would handle Whoopi's exodus. I'm guessing economic meltdown, adults kicking babies, and cannibalism. I heard her eyebrows moved to Brazil because she was too damn funny.
Wow is she going to disappointed when the southern votes come in or what?
I'm voting for Obama in hopes that I won't have to travel to Italy or Canada to bury my cock in her cleavage.
Move to Italy? But that's Europe's wang!
(apologies to Homer Simpson and the state of Florida)
Them Hollywood types think they are so damn superior to the rest of the population, when in fact they are just good at memorizing lines and pretending to be someone else. Isn't that the same thing Ted Bundy did to lure his victims into his car?
Better to remain silent and be thought an idiot than open your mouth and OH MY GOD LOOKIT THEM TITTIES!
I just love the pretentiousness of people like this–as if what they say or do actually matters in the grand scheme of international politics.
You're fucking ACTORS, not world leaders. Get over yourselves.
why doesn't she send one tit to canada and one to italy.
BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY.
Isn't this where fag hag Brend*n starts saying how hot she is and how ugly JLH is?
As an earlier poster declared…….
nobody cares where they live……only where they are naked.
The "time" of the glorious tits of Suzie Sarandon have long passed.
I'm gonna move to Canada if my pot dealer doesn't start getting better shit. Fo rizzeal… I found a seed last night.