So according to 1800 emails from sexy readers, Dion Phaneuf is not playing hockey for Team Canada right now and so it probably is him in Hawaii with Elisha Cuthbert. But the most awesome email came from a source who I heart and they said Elisha went backstage at a Fall Out Boy concert one night when she was dating New York Ranger Sean Avery. Elisha was on the prowl, and looking to fuck Pete Wentz. Wentz told her he had a girlfriend. Elsiha said, so what, I have a boyfriend. Wentz passed, so Elisha had sex with Panic At The Disco.So is this true, is she that slutty? Uhh … sure why not. Maybe. Who am I, Mr. Owl, what the hell do I know.