Petra Nemcova can actually be somewhat attractive, as long as you look at someone else and pretend that other person is Petra Nemcova. Or if she wears a dress that barely covers her boobs. Don’t get me wrong, I think chipmunks are as cute as the next little girl does, but I can count on one hand all the times I’ve had sexual fantasies about them. Wait, a hand has 12 fingers on it, right? Oh well then never mind.
(picture source = splash news online)
first to wack it
I toast her smallish B cups!
Oh come on! You bump Britney's chunky butt off the top of the page for this?
^Hee hee, sarcasm!
I'd love to eat a triscuit off them there perky B cups.
Oh, and she can cling to my palm tree for dear life any time she wants…
My teeth are not as offensively large … or white. Actually, truth be told, I have no teeth. Just bleeding gums, like my heart. Save me Obi-Wan Kenobi!
Normally I'm a C-D cup man.
But I like these. They'd be better if they were in my mouth.
More than a mouthful is a waste
I find the guy on the left a little distracting. Maybe he thinks that thick mittel-european head of hers is liable to explode.
I still see britney's fat ass in my peripheral no matter how hard I try
titty balls melt in my mouth.
Fuck, maybe he sees the wave comin'…
If these feelings I have are inspired by chipmunks, then I'm not spending enough time in the backyard.
do ya think it hurts when she rips the tape off her nipples after she gets home?
Are these pictured located in Slovakia cuz they take 45 seconds to load. Very distracting when I trying to down load myself!
I'd love to tongue fuck her round little bootyhole, I hope she did the anal-bleaching.
i'd smooch on her pooperhole all through the super bowl.
balls
look at the far left photographer in the banner pic. seems as if he hasn't seen mouthful titties since his mom stepped out of the shower while he was taking a dump before leaving work.
my mouth was full of similar shaped boobies all weekend and my dick's seen more period blood than a tampon at bonaroo. and i still have flashbacks of my parents banging on valentine's day in 2001.
point of the story?
no matter how much pussy you get, chipmunks give better head than your mom.