05.28.2008 R KELLY IS SO SCREWED

TMZ said this morning that the R Kelly child pornography / statutory rape trial is about to get immensely more interesting.

The bombshell witness in the R. Kelly trial -– a woman who claims she had a three-way with R. and the alleged victim – is due to testify today.  The defense is clearly rattled – they tried to force her removal from the witness list completely, but the judge nixed that. The woman, who lives in Georgia, is expected to ID the girl on the pee-pee tape and to verify that she was a minor at the time.  Yesterday, a woman who worked for Kelly reluctantly ID'd the singer as the guy in the tape.

I guess this could maybe somehow be worse for Kelly, but only if the girls were white, and the trial was somehow moved to Alabama in the 1950’s.

(38) Comments

  1. ososexilexi 05/28/2008 08:34

    Here's one sex tape I have no interest in seeing.

  2. The Fried Man 05/28/2008 08:34

    I am failing to see what the big deal is…because he pee'd on a minor after having sex with her.  Dont we have more important things in this country to deal with like the war, the economy, the environment, and Lindsey Lohans gay relationship?  No, not more important?  OK, lock him up..fck it.

  3. Topper (Harry) Harley 05/28/2008 08:37

    The only part of this story I don't like is how Sylvester here is going to cost a shitload in prison medical bills from all the rectal retractions he'll need.

  4. FrankieG 05/28/2008 08:38

    You know he's fucked cuz even black people aren't sticking up for him.

  5. tangocash00001 05/28/2008 08:38

    meh, America is too passive agressive to give a shit about this.  now if had raped a young camel in Iran, watch the fuck out!!

  6. Quinlan 05/28/2008 08:39

    SKahrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooed!

  7. Pottz 05/28/2008 08:41

    This story is as gay as Lick-Me HoeHan

  8. Mac-Daddy 05/28/2008 08:41

    What what what?

    Oh yeah, I don't give a shit about this guy!

  9. R. Wiggum 05/28/2008 08:41

    Just another case of white America keeping the black man down. 

  10. leftnutofjesus 05/28/2008 08:41

    They should have is trial here in modern-day Alabama.  He'd be more free than OJ at a fat white girl's sex toy party.

    "Did you pee on a minor Mr. Kelly?"

    "Yes, but she smiled and let me splash her teeth while moaning a little."

    "The jury finds Mr. Kelly innocent of pissing, but guilty of not killing the bitch afterwards."

  11. leftnutofjesus 05/28/2008 08:44

    frankie,

    black people ARE sticking it for him like crazy.  The banner pic only shows a few judases that will be served with pistol whippings and timberland footprints on their backs when they get back to their section 8 suite. 

    During jury selection, one woman said that he is a musical genius.

    Another man was asked if he thought R. Kelly was capable of committing the crime during jury selection, he replied that R. Kelly could have been in the Taliban and he's guilty of aiding the terrorists in 9/11.  The man was quickly dismissed.

    I love black people. 

  12. snappy.vajayjay 05/28/2008 08:45

    I wanna piss on yooou… pee pee…poo poo

  13. travis1717 05/28/2008 08:47

    ^^drip,drip,drip….

  14. leftnutofjesus 05/28/2008 08:48

    R. Kelly will not be assraped in jail.  He will get offered to plunge ass every waking moment of his sentence and will sing songs about it.

    "Another day in the pen,

    not gon commit no mo sin,

    i asked god if i'm wrong

    for burying my dong

    in a white boy's ass

    he said son hush up and sing yo song,

    the dick burn will pass 

    thrust hard, make him bend,

    if he squirts shit,

    it's a win win

     

    HARMONIZE! 

  15. Juan 05/28/2008 08:49

    He should have spent the six years between his indictment and his trial making alternate plans, such as converting all of his assets into gold, having plastic surgery, buying a fake passport, and bribing the governments of several countries into giving him asylum.

    I mean, that's what I did would have done.

     

     

  16. Jake 05/28/2008 08:49

    Whatever stops him from making those gay ass video's works for me

  17. Darth T 05/28/2008 08:54

    I love how in the banner pic the young black girl is all pissed off about the protester.  He's obviously tryin' to hold a brotha down.  Reminds me of that episode of the Boondocks.

  18. Morgan Fistman 05/28/2008 09:02

    Let me lick you up and down
    Til you say stop
    Let me play with your body baby
    Make you real hot
    Let me do all the things you want me to do
    Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you

  19. yohnskull22 05/28/2008 09:03

    Regarding the banner pic:

    Nice hat black Devo dude.

  20. djtechsys 05/28/2008 09:07

    r kelly needs the help of catcher freeman!

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