05.05.2008 SCARLETT AND RYAN ARE ENGAGED

Breaking news now as it is being reported that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged.  He is 31, she is 23, and they’ve dated for just about a year now.  People magazine says…

(She) is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night's Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to "show off her rock" with her Dolce & Gabbana gown.

By all accounts Reynolds is the nicest guy in the world, so good for them I guess.  Before this he was engaged to Alanis Morissette, so if I went though this kind of upgrade I would just fill out my marriage license by drawing smiley faces all over it.

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(41) Comments

  1. Doctress Leisa 05/05/2008 12:09

    And, the luckiest man in the world award goes to….

  2. Perry 05/05/2008 12:11

    I hope he had has his shots.

  3. mylee 05/05/2008 12:12

    BOOOOOOOOO!

  4. Paparazzi Sniper 05/05/2008 12:13

    …..nice sweater homo!  The color sucks ass too.   Let me quess it's a Hoodie!!!  I guess advertising on this website does wrok.  Damm …. I need some Adidas.

  5. bryce 05/05/2008 12:13

    When I 'show off my sparkler' in public people mostly scream and call the police…

  6. Paparazzi Sniper 05/05/2008 12:13

    *work

     

  7. All the good User-names are taken 05/05/2008 12:14

    He is a panzy ass and she has big boobs.  So I guess they are meant for each other.

  8. tangocash00001 05/05/2008 12:14

    man goes from along haired hippie, to a short haired slut. the only thing similar about those two chicks would be their snatch stinks

  9. Mo 05/05/2008 12:17

    Hey, he's pretty tasty.   

  10. Tyler02 05/05/2008 12:18

    She is such old news…been tagged by all of hollywood'

    Nice tits though 

  11. Tony Pepperoni 05/05/2008 12:18

    does this mean another shitty Alanis song is in the works

  12. Paparazzi Sniper 05/05/2008 12:22

    …get rid of the circa "90" Ray Ban Sunglases.

  13. Silverback 05/05/2008 12:23

    Should've stuck with Alanis and the circus in her head. Vacant is a downgrade.

  14. corbinTX 05/05/2008 12:23

    she's pretty overrated. that being said, i'd hose her guts for sure.

  15. MG Admirer 05/05/2008 12:23

    Looks like Pink stole Scarlett's hat to use at the beach

  16. MG Admirer 05/05/2008 12:27

    Paparazzi Sniper- Those RayBan 90's sunglasses are being sold by Costco right now for $69.99 - a bargain I must admit if you're into RayBan 90's sunglasses.

     

    I bought two pairs, but I haven't managed yet to find a place selling the blue hoodie, the shitty haircut and a store that does large breasted dumb blonde rentals by the day. 

  17. Zack 05/05/2008 12:39

    Can't blame a guy for nailing it down, but fuck him.  Fuck him right in the ass. 

  18. Habitual Line Stepper 05/05/2008 12:44

    Good Job Ryan … Take lots of pictures.

  19. scum 05/05/2008 12:47

    When your 23 and being replaced in a movie by an just turned 18 year old because you look to old it's time to get married.

  20. mobywan 05/05/2008 12:49

    'waiting' was the bomb yo!

     

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