05.16.2008 SCARLETT SINGS LIVE

Holy hell.  You can tell Scarlett Johansson is hot because a normal girl would get stabbed for doing something like this.

(147) Comments

  1. EZ Gruv 05/16/2008 13:48

    Thats what duct tape was invented for.

  2. Slaappy got fingered 05/16/2008 13:49

    "Falling down, falling down garbb garbble garbble…"

  3. Shea Nasty 05/16/2008 13:49

    I love her tits. That is all.

  4. Nancy Reagan 05/16/2008 13:50

    Mmmm…Scarlett tastes like pudding…

  5. godotzilla 05/16/2008 14:10

    She might sound better if someone weren't beating her about the abdomen with a pillowcase full of oranges … what's that? They weren't beating her? Well, then they should, goddammit. She sounds awful.

  6. MG Admirer 05/16/2008 14:11

    who cares how she sings?

    I'd like to know how she

    - sighs

    - shrieks

    - gasps

    - screams 

     

    oh, and

     

    - gags 

  7. ososexilexi 05/16/2008 14:12

    I don't care what the bitch sounds like. She's freakin' hot. And her man is the sexiest piece of ass in Hollywood.

    In my humble opinion.

  8. My Penis, The Weapon 05/16/2008 14:14

    Sexilexi

    I would be honored if you were there holding the camera, and lube!

    Ryan Renolds really is the hottest guy in hollywood. Like I'm hella straight and all but having sex with him isn't gay.

    in my humble opinion

  9. ososexilexi 05/16/2008 14:15

    Ryan and Scarlett are my dream threesome partners. What I wouldn't give …

  10. djtechsys 05/16/2008 14:16

    MG - please add:

    • swallows
    • cries
    • sobs out of shame
    • farts after anal 
  11. ososexilexi 05/16/2008 14:16

    Let's put them on the list, Penis. If anyone can make it happen, it's you!

  12. mistahp 05/16/2008 14:19

    WTF? Recording studios have "open mike night" now?

  13. ososexilexi 05/16/2008 14:23

    How do you feel about tag teaming that shit, Penis? I'm down if you are.

  14. Selinaontherox 05/16/2008 14:24

    I would rather jam pencils in my eardrums than listen to that again.

    Stand there and look hot Scarlett and shut the fuck up.

  15. My Penis, The Weapon 05/16/2008 14:25

    You know I think I could do good with them, but its going to be a real bitch trying to get Ryan pregnant!

  16. Sgt_Stedenko 05/16/2008 14:25

    Holy Fuckin Hell…Tom Waits is rolling over in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.  Just because you are rich and you "know" some musicians, doesn't mean you "are" a musician.  Sad, sad, girl…

     Fetch my bong bitch, so I can forget I ever witnessed this atrocity!

  17. My Penis, The Weapon 05/16/2008 14:26

    But I must remind myselff…its for the iPods….focus on the iPods, and Scarlets huge boobs…but mostly the iPods

  18. Kick Rocks 05/16/2008 14:27

    I couldn't hear anything but my dogs head just exploded…

  19. hoops 05/16/2008 14:28

    Why do actors think they can sing?  Do what you're good at already!

  20. ososexilexi 05/16/2008 14:29

    This time could be just for sport, Penis. The rest, strictly business.

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