I'm super out of it today, but to make up for it I have some free stuff. As a powerful Hollywood celebrity, I get asked to do giveaways and promotions all the time but they usually suck, and participating would go against my inherent sense of laziness, so I never do anything. But this time someone gave me some copies of "The Hammer", which stars professional dancer Adam Carolla and comes out on DVD June 24th. I'm looking at the disc right now and it says Made in Mexico so you know it's good. Put in the right situation, Carolla is an unparalleled genius, and this movie for him is the right situation. It got 77 percent on Rotten Tomatoes Top Critics, so it's clear that if you don’t think this is funny it's because you suck. They only gave me 5 copies, meaning they spent like 4 fucking dollars to buy me off, but I like Carolla and the movie really is funny so whatever. Just email me if you want a copy. And if you’re a chick and you wanted to send naked pictures to help your odds, by all means go for it.
UPDATE - I'm trying to get some more copies now, so email me if you want and I'll see what we can do. This was a horrible idea by the way, because now i have like 1800 emails.
fisted
IF this guy can get laid anyone can, even me.
Bren, I will send you nekkid pics of ME if you send me one!
Brend*n
You keep it. I hate this fucking guy.
I skipped the chance to FIST so I could e-mail Brend0n.
i like free shit - send me a fuggin copy!
and that chick with carolla looks like a younger danny devito with hair
So Adam Carolla is playing with Jan Hammer's organ?
I didn't know he was dating Valerie Bertinelli?! He must really be a STAR!
^^ That was so fucking clever no one will get it. ^^
I'm not interested in the movie, but I'd be happy to send you some pictures of me naked. Normally I get in trouble with the police when I do that.
Seej, are the rest of your nudie shots also like the Hitler munching carpet avatar? I have a morbid fascination with that.
I can't believe people keep firsting here. It's like they want to be known as douchebags. Do they know it makes them look like idiots, or are they clueless? When will this retarded meme die?
Oh yea, Adam Carolla. He bagged a good-looking chick, so good for him.
Yeah that whole "to catch a predator" thing really ruined it for a lot of people Seej. Just remember 2 things… 1. stay strong like a spider monkey 2. Its not your Zima.
Did she run in front of a Mac Truck?
God, she is fugly!
Insert "Yawn" here:
I'm going home early today. I'm going to Hammer my girl……HE HE HE
TW, I got it. I also just realized you sent me a billion messages on myspace and they got buried after a weird rush of emails. I'll go read them now.
I'll wait. Thanks.
I think some were actually clever/funny (at the time).
Doc, I get more pissed off at the stupid fucking "First" Douchebags that sometimes I forget about Randall and his Fag Posse posting stupid shit. Jesus…I think I'm gonna need some ass for lunch.
HMMM. All I had to do to get one is promise NOT to send nude pictures.