06.03.2008 AMY WINEHOUSE HAS STILL GOT IT

 Amy Winehouse, who is 24-years-old by the way, looked radiant yesterday as she arrived back at her home in London after a day in court for the start of her husbands trial.  Which is bad news.  I was hoping they would break up.  I catch myself daydreaming about her all the time lately, mostly whenever "Hey There Delilah" comes on.  I like to pretend it's our song and I'm singing it just for her.  Then I pretend we're on our way to a picnic, riding a tandem bike down by the stream.   Then playing footsie in the grass and giggling.  *sigh*.  Oh Amy, a thousand miles seems pretty far, but they've got planes and trains and cars, I'd walk to you if I had no other way.

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(65) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 06/03/2008 06:12

    well, so much for my eating breakfast…or lunch…or dinner…or ever…blech!

  2. happy 06/03/2008 06:12

    Hist

  3. ham sandwich 06/03/2008 06:12

    Brend0n you rat mutha! No one needs to see this! Except maybe the horny, sex starved arab bombers… That'll cool their jets.

  4. androiddrew 06/03/2008 06:14

    And people said that the "Dawn of the Dead" movies were just pretend.

  5. ososexilexi 06/03/2008 06:14

    I wonder if she was able to successfully smuggle a spoon, syringe & some heroin into the court room for her hubby using that beehive of hers.

  6. Ballsnyc 06/03/2008 06:15

    Shouldn't the military be looking at what disease she has , because if used properly under the right circumstances her disease could be fed into the water of the enemy  and boom We are the winner!

  7. R. Wiggum 06/03/2008 06:17

    That has to have every disease known to mankind.

  8. Ballsnyc 06/03/2008 06:18

    I bought her album, The bitch has Talent, now Die already skank so I can have a one of a kind CD!

  9. thedirtycajun 06/03/2008 06:20

    great, now not only is my morning wood completely gone, i have that stupis song stuck in my head.

  10. ass_taco 06/03/2008 06:21

    Can someone just kill her and get it over with? Bitch is fug and overhyped as a singer.

  11. MG Admirer 06/03/2008 06:22

    androiddrew  +1

  12. bryce 06/03/2008 06:23

    God Damn!

    Are you sure that isn't a picture from the Mars Lander? All those craters…

  13. Jake 06/03/2008 06:23

    I think she is starting to decay

  14. dadragon 06/03/2008 06:25

    Live fast, Check.

    Die Young, on pace for that, check.

    Leave a good looking corpse.  Not even close.

  15. DaJabroni 06/03/2008 06:28

    Bea Arthur is looking hotter by the second….

  16. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice!! 06/03/2008 06:31

    2 to 1 odds she has a dead animal somewhere in that hair

  17. Jake 06/03/2008 06:33

    Would you do this for a Klondike bar?

  18. ososexilexi 06/03/2008 06:33

    Megan Fox is six more prison tattoos and several STDs away from starting to look like Amy.

    *Ducks*

  19. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice!! 06/03/2008 06:33

    They should let her husband out of jail under the condition that he has to keep her indoors at all times.

  20. lady garden 06/03/2008 06:35

    There's nothin that a plastic bag won't fix

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