Three weeks ago Entertainment Tonight broke the story that Angina Jolie had given birth to her twins. Which was awesome except for the fact that it wasn’t true. And today for the first time InTouch has proof, in the form of a few pictures taken by an eagle. These were taken 2 days ago, and even though they’re blurry you can tell she’s astoundingly pregnant. Or fat. Or hexed. We may never know the real story, my friends.
i cant think of anything good to say. Thats how lame this new post is.
Let's see how long it takes him to post the Tim Mcgraw video of him pulling a fatty out of the crowd for slapping his bitch around.
I would love to see the Tim McGraw post….this is just bleh….. are we still supposed to care that she's pregnant? What's she in? Her 32nd month?
According to the post…"And today for the first time InTouch has proof, in the form of a few pictures taken by an eagle."
Just how did InTouch score an eagle that can take in-flight pics with one taloned claw clicking the shutter button? I hate bloated corporate dung piles…they get all the neatest gadgets…
even after chicks squirt out the pup's, they still have a big ol belly - especially as fat as they get with twins
You know it's Angelina because she's the only white person in France toting around a niglett.
Maybe Jonny Lee Miller climbed back up in there. Who the fuck knows with this one.
The picture was actually taken by yours truly. I was on the top of a building a mile and a half away with a zoom lens and a sniper rifle. Don't tell anyone.
Picture does not proof!
She could have had her children months ago, she could be dead, she could be slowly transformed into a man like Katie Holmes.
Photoshop lies!
She's actually still digesting the gazelle she swallowed whole last week. Saw that shit live on Wild Kingdom. Thanks Mutual of Omaha!
As long as her DSLs don't get all stretched out and misshapen she's still good for something.
That's Brad under there. Upside-down on 24 muff patrol.
Im going with hexed because of the amount of hatred Lexi slings at this raindbow coalition general daily, I wouldnt be suprised if she had a witchdoctor put some kind of gypsy curse on this bitch so she can get at Brad's cocknballs before Angelina destroys them.
This is a Sad sad sad post!
Hi Angeilina,
It does not matter who reports what and what's real or not. What you need to know is that your fans are wishing you all the best during this time in your life and hope you already have healthy babies or will deliver them soon.
Looking forward to seeing Wanted this Friday, you look as beautiful as ever from what I've seen! Say hello to Brad for me, it's been awhile.
Randal
She's got herpes, so she's not gonna have some surprise birth. She's going to schedule a C-section so her kids don't catch her diseases.
I hate the fact that A-Joe is ruined.
I doubt Brad is under there, In fact he is probbly shopping around for another chick cause this chick has to look like a Bear tried to climb her body. Imagine all the stretch marks and bleh!!!! Even if she loses weight her clothes will cover up all the horriable parts of her body. But the those mom arms will always be jiggling like my 4th grade math teacher's.
Lexi…”a zoom lens and a sniper rifle”"… and you grabbed the wrong piece of equipment???
Randal,
Please kill yourself. Do your mother a favor and just blow your noodles out on the nice wall ok Randal? Just do it like Nike, Randal.
The O.G. Hater