It goes without saying that Brooke Hogan is more tolerable in these pictures from this months Maxim than she typically is, because here she’s half naked and mute. Also here she’s only 8 inches high, unlike in real life where she’s like 30 feet tall. I would lose my erection in the time it would take me to get my penis from her mouth all the way down to her vagina. She’s so big it’s creepy. One time I saw her stand on a car and swat down a plane. Swear to god, man.
The problem with a chick like her is you not only have to get her blood test results, you need to get her dad's as well.
Ya there's one family I'd love to marry into … NOT!
Oh and her boobs are pointing different directions .. and I mean .. If THEY can get along .. what are the chances we would?
this is one of the girls i wanna doggystyle…bear in mind, by doggystyle, i mean i wanna put both my hands on the floor and drag my ass and balls across her face like my dog does after she drops a duke…
What is this Maxim? Is this a Tranny mag?
Wow, I totally take bake that remark earlier about filling her vagina with quik-crete. Instead I would fill it with my penis.
Daddy Hulk was there for the shoot. He suggested snapping a pic of her naked, wrapped in a sheet while sitting on his lap but then he heard Billy Ray had already done something like that with Miley and decided against it.
Brooke Hogan is the perfect example of a number 12 in this article
http://www.cracked.com/article_16446_if-tattoos-actually-told-truth.html
Her, her mother, the Hulk his'self… they all look the fucking same to me. Randomly balling homeless people in Venice Beach holds as much charm.
pic #4, is that a huge hair pie? going retro.
Does anyone else find it strange that her brother basically killed a marine and they put dog tags on this saint Bernard?? just saying
Hulk, you are slipping–you forgot to pimp your daughter out for Trojans and Propecia.
Daddy no like. No likey at all. I'd hit it though, definitely in the poop chute, then I'd run for my life. She was the love child of Hulk and Chyna.
The entire Hogan family was made on a table.
the world would be a better place if the whole HULF family died in a house fire.
plus it would be funny
The Hulkster and I would both tap that.
i bet she smells like hulk's wang.
A whore that's filled with her daddy's
semensunscreen lotion, who is also created by her daddy'ssunscreen lotionsemen? No thanks.The real winner here is Adobe Photoshop.
She is a fucking pig who would sell her ovaries to bask in the greasy glow of her father. In the wake of her brother rendering another man a vegetable these pictures are even more disgusting. Witness the family with ZERO shame.
Oh, and we are hanging out on AOL–kikinu maia and flynncho and other Durds
Gawd! Even her super way too fucking long fake nails scream TRASH. Looks like a set you'd see on a ghetto ass Fishtown whore.
Her face looks like she has a 63 year old guy's finger (or two) up her ass.