Hulk Hogan went on Larry King Live last night to try to give his side to the famous jailhouse tapes, on which Hogan and his family essentially blame John Grazianao for going into a coma (that kid is a jerk!) Hogan comes off better last night than he did in the tapes but at one point he does insist that this was all part of gods plan to make Nick and John better people. Keep in mind John Grazianno will never open his eyes again. To recap, Hulk raised a spoiled fuckup, and John was a negative person, so god killed John to make up for Hulks failure as a parent. Because ours is a vengeful god, who will smite all those who do not make him happy, and Nick Hogan is his instrument of death.
In hindsight maybe Hulk should just shut the fuck up from now on.
FISTER
God wants this post "fisted" for the sake of "karma".
I am going to grudge fuck the hulk's daughter. And she will deserve it, because she was raised by a bastard who was a negative person.
God screwed me for taking His name in vain.
I plan to grudge fuck Halle Berry…..as an offset to the fucking Hogan's daughter deserves.
Hulk angry! Hulk smash silly man with glasses!
I refuse to waste five minutes of my life listening to the Hulk trying to justify the unjustifiable.
I want a HULK shirt.
I think "offset" fucking can be the new "carbon footprint" trading.
Oh sure, blame God.
Like he's the all-powerful master of the universe and everything in it…um, never mind.
yeah see observer, ours is a vengeful god
Observer-
Nice choice but Billy Bob beat you to it.
can we all just go ahead and refer to john graziano as 'jim' so that hulk's old 'snap into a slim jim' commercials take on new meaning? wait, that's randy macho man savage? okay well would it be possible for his kid to put another kid into a coma, too? because that would really help me out here
kapwing!
Can someone please cut off his fucking hair!
They shoot horses, right?
But grudge fucking sounds really appealing, guys. First on my list in Brad Pitt. Followed by that Shia La Gay dude.
barry -
Riding in a car with Hulk's kid gives new meaning to the term Survivor Series.
Hulk Hogan Quotes:
- To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
- We're probably the opposite of the Osbournes. We run a very tight ship.
Guess the Hulkster is a liar and a douche to all the little Hulkamaniacs.
I enjoy the fact that a semi-non-celeb is getting a daily ass-reaming in jail as much as the next guy, however, as a student of Law, I must point out that there are some thruths to Hogans defence.
Since Grazianio was of legal drinking age, it is implied that he provided the alcohol. Also, as Grazianio is older and therefore, should be wiser, he should have known better then to get int he car with ths asshole.
The Federal supreme court ruled that the family of passengers of a drunk driver who are injured or killed in an accident are NOT legally able to sue the family of the driver. THEY took the reposonsability of getting in the car on their own free will.
With that said….he certainly belongs in jail and deservs his ass-reamings.
Also, Ladies, you should note that I also happen to be a student of Gynechology. Feel free to call me for your check-ups!
If "God" really wants to even the score, he should send a giant bitch smack from heaven that caves Nick's skull in.
Observer
God said he was watching the video when you made your request. How can he make it up to you?
BOOBS?