As if there was any real doubt, Hulk Hogan was lying last night on Larry King Live. He claimed he said what he did on those jailhouse tapes because he had been going crazy for almost a month, with almost no sleep, while his son was on the brink of madness in solitary confinement. Hulk said…
"… solitary confinement, most hardened criminals unravel after two or three days, Nick survived in there for 28-29 days. During that period of time, while I’m sitting there, 28-29 days, with hardly any sleep, I did everything I could…"
And he just kind of rambles on after that, but here’s the point: Nick Hogan began his jail sentence on May 9. In the lawsuit filed by the Hogans against the Pinellas County Sheriffs Department for releasing the phone calls, page 2, line 17 says:
"Between May 10, 2008, and May 21, 2008, Defendant, in an unprecedented action, released to the media approximately 26 hours of Bolleas recorded telephone calls with his family."
This means the tapes were made as early as the very first day. At the very most Nick was in jail 11 days before Hulk said what he did. I'm not good with numbers, but I'm pretty sure 29 is way more than 1. Hulk should just admit his little boy is a bitch and he's in jail and they know he can't handle it. Linda Hogan said we should let Nick out and as a punishment give him a kitten but the kitten would have mange. No, she didnt really say that but only because she hasn't thought of it yet.
What a douche.
Confronted with this, Hulk shouted:
"I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE NO MATH!!"
BTW, is the banner from some kind of "Douchebag Family of the Year" contest?
Hulk added, "Larry, you don't know the Hell I live in. I spend my days rubbing sun tan lotion on my own daughter's ass! What's up with that?! A man can only take so much before he snaps!"
LET ME TELL YA SUMTHIN' MEAN GENE!!!
You should consult with Jeniffer Love Hewitt about numbers. I hear she is great!
Pretty soon Nicky will have A LOT of special cream for his hair.
(hhhmmm, for some reason I just can't get the song, prison bitch outa my mind today)
someone's been watching something about mary
Jail is no joke and it's meant to breakdown the hardest of criminals. Brend*n, I am pretty sure you would cry and pace in your cell after a few days, and your ass would be turned into the cell block's personal ferris wheel.
DB's Treasure, no, I'm sure Brend*n would soon be the Big Boss of the Cellblock based on his personal magnetism and martial arts skills.
In all fairness, the window in that cell WAS pretty small.
I know a lot more about solitary confinement than I'd like to and I can attest to it being a living fucking nightmare. That being said, Nick totally fucking deserves it.
hulk is such a douche.. are we supposed to buy this crap he told on larry kind? :lol:
Hey, I was in the Linn County Drunk Tank for 4 hours one time! I have never seen a guy fit so many dicks in his mouth at once! (Unfortunately it was me.) 8==D;(
Juan, fair enough. But all I am trying to say is don't be so quick to dismiss someone as a bitch just cause they can't handle the big house. I have personally never been, but I have had friends who have spent countless weekends in juvy and others in jail, and it was enough to straighten them up. People are afraid of prison for a good goddamn reason.
Besides, looks at Nick. He's a douche bag little momma's boy. He's the closest thing to a chick most of those heathens have seen in a very long time.
Boring… isn't there some other celebutard with fantastic tits we could be talking about? Brooke Hogan looks like a man, and yet we are relagated to speaking of fulfilling her trampy desire to be pleased by mutliple Durdenites without even a nip slip pic. I'm sorry, but I can't even catch a semi by squinting my eyes while looking at her unless Pepper's avi is in the frame.
*yawn*
As a side note, how the hell did Hogan even skeet out Nick? Must have been the 'roids, because without aromatase inhibitors and estrogen blockers a user can get bitch tits, instead he just got a bitch for a son.
i spent a lot of years in the big house for killing my wife ( i didn't do it) then after many years of diiging a broke out and escaped through a sewage line. now i live in the islands with my n1gg3r friend.
@tango - is he the one that took your profile pic or was he holding the ears?