06.17.2008 JENNIFER ANISTON IS JEALOUS

Jennifer Aniston is one of those very few people in Hollywood that you never ever ever hear anything nice about.  So gee guess where this is headed.  Life and Style weekly says that Aniston was set to shoot a cover for Vanity Fair featuring the female leads of "He’s Just Not That Into You".  Those leads included Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johanson and Jennifer Connelly.  Aniston then demanded that Scarlett and Connelly be cut, because Aniston didn’t want to be between two chicks who are way way way hotter than she is.

 “Word is, Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover,” says an insider familiar with the movie’s shoot. “It was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible.”
While Aniston’s rep denies that there’s any discord between the actresses, they just didn’t hit it off, says the insider: “There was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didn’t seem like friends in the slightest.”

Well of course Aniston is jealous of Connelly.  Look at her. Connelly is super hot and she has a cool husband and a womb that’s not barren.  That's three things right there Aniston would kill for.  You could just write the words "Jennifer Connelly" on a piece of paper and they'd still be sexier than Jennifer Aniston.  Jesus, you could write the words "Jennifer Connelly" in the blood at a dead hookers crime scene and it would be hotter than Aniston.




(136) Comments

  1. ososexilexi 06/17/2008 12:52

    I pity Aniston. To lose Brad and then resort to fucking John Mayer in desperation. It's so sad.  

  2. El Douche Bago 06/17/2008 12:52

    Look, all I'm saying is that if you want to be recognized as a talented actress, and a hot piece of ass. We're going to have to see your nipples…a lot.

  3. pump 06/17/2008 12:56

    This is also Jennifer Conelly (totally NOT work safe):

    http://www.millioncelebs.com/new1/jennifer-connelly/jennifer-connelly-06.jpg

     

    Just about perfect.

  4. Dirty Hairy 06/17/2008 12:56

    The only reason I even remotely ever liked this bitch was because she was in the first Leprechaun movie. Since then she has been dead to me.

  5. Smeg McMuffin 06/17/2008 12:58

    Let's see how many chicks named Jennifer we can cram on a magazine cover.  Jennifer must be the new Michelle, I swear there were 3 fucking Michelles in my 8th grade class of 20 kids.

  6. Sheikh 06/17/2008 13:01

    Jennifer Aniston: Born 1969, No children

    Jennifer Connelly: Born 1970, 2 children

    So they're about the same age, except one has shot out 2 kids.

    Advantage: Connelly

      

  7. SPM 06/17/2008 13:04

  8. Paleomiz 06/17/2008 13:10

    If Aniston wants kids so bad, why doesn't she just buy some? All of the fashionable people are doing it (of course those are their "accessory children)

  9. Mac-Daddy 06/17/2008 13:12

    Sheik: Actually, I would think that should be "Advantage Aniston!" Her Puss is still tight!

    Those leads women whom want to get in bed with MacDaddy included Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Goodwin, Scarlett Johanson and Jennifer Connelly.

    -FIXED

  10. Randal 06/17/2008 13:16

    Hi.

    WOW! This is going to be a knock-out movie full of stars.

    Drew Barrymore, Ginnifer Goodwin, Jennifer Connelly and Jennifer Aniston? Talk about the next big must see movie of the year. Just Jennifer Aniston alone is going to make this a box office hit. Drew will most likely get a few good nods as well, followed by Jennifer Connelly and Ginnifer Goodwin.

    With this line-up, you'd think folks would focus on the great acting that's been bundled together. As if Jennifer is worried about anyone else.

    She's a star that no one can ever out shine.

    Randal

  11. Avatar 06/17/2008 13:20

    Jennifer Connelly: hotter than Jolie. Hotter than most actually, including my divine self. 

  12. Paleomiz 06/17/2008 13:21

    You just know every time some maid finds her breast milk pump she says, "Honestly, it's not mine!"

  13. pepper 06/17/2008 13:24

    Brend*n , you give me a boner by jut typing the name Jennifer Connelly….

  14. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice!!!! 06/17/2008 13:25

    I wish I could be Connelly's heroin dealer and get her to do ass2ass in my living room ala Requiem for a Dream. 

  15. TheBaByBLuEdeViL 06/17/2008 13:26

    I’m watching Friends, when Anniston was hot. Then Brend*n posts this and fucks my head up.

  16. redbone 06/17/2008 13:27

    Aniston is sexy… shut your face if you don't think so.  I'd fuck her when she gets 75 :P

  17. Omnipotent Supernatural Being 06/17/2008 13:29

    you know what cheers me up?

    laughing at other people's misfortunes.

    lololololololol

    this bitch had everything until angelina stole it from her.

  18. Dan Daoust 06/17/2008 13:29

    How does that banner pic demonstrate that Aniston is not hot?  I'm confused.

  19. Omnipotent Supernatural Being 06/17/2008 13:31

    she was the double dildo girl in requiem?!?!?!?!

    yeah, i'd say she's higher up on the totem pole than aniston

     

  20. ososexilexi 06/17/2008 13:31

    She had Brad in his prime, though. Gotta envy her for that.

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