Jessica Alba gave birth late Saturday night to a baby girl, now named Honor Marie Warren, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Us magazine says…
Alba's father was overheard saying "she's beautiful." Her rep had no comment. Alba, 26, and Warren, 28, announced they were expecting last December. They quietly wed in the Beverly Hills courthouse's ceremony room on May 19. They just moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.
I heard her gynecologist sent her a dozen roses, but I haven't been able to confirm that yet.
now lose some weight fatty
I heard her episiotomy yelling "youch"!!!!
I heard he wanted to name it "Anchor Baby Warren"
She fuckin' named the kid Honor? WTF is wrong with these brainless Hollywad douchebags?
I heard her husband was crying like a little girl after that pussy broke OPEN.
Ashley Tara Marie Warren would work as well (i.e. ATM Warren). But if that little rat brought me a $4 million dollar house, a life of doing nothing and hot piece of ass like Jessica, I'd name it Lottery Marie Warren.
How about "Goddamn Warren?" That would be a good name.
Lucky kid.
Believe me, the Honor is all mine Jessica.
I heard Honor already has a no-nudity clause. Huggies and cradle cap only.
Great……just fucking great.
let the lactating begin!!!
We'll be here in 15-17 years making comments about how we'd like to get Honor (on-her, get it?)
Honor is a great name considering her slut mom got married just because she was too lazy to take her birth control pills. Marriage was an honorable thing to do.
Unfortunately though, due to Jessica's no-nudity clause, the poor bastard might starve to death without breast feeding.
Hopefully Doc put an extra stitch or 2 in to tighten that shit up!
15 years later
HW: "Mom why did you name me Honor?"
JA: "Well Honey back then I was in my prime, and quite Hot btw. It was a Honor for you to ruin my body"
HW: "You were Hot, no way, your like 200 lbs and a size 40 something
JA: "That fucking bastard father of yours, I'm going to kill him"
HW: "Why do you always blame him, Mom?"
This is Hollywood people, Jessica obviously had a surrogate "stunt-vagina" do the actual birthing process. Honor - sounds like what Cash should have done - "if you can't cum in her, cum honor."
Alba's father was overheard saying "she's beautiful."
Then to clear things up, he added "I mean Jessica, not that wrinkled, red-faced screaming baby. Can somebody shut her up? Where's the night-nanny? Did she switch shifts with the afternoon-nanny or the morning-nanny? Cause I don't want to go near that brat."
When told Jessica would be unable to have sex for six months and probably wouldn't want to have sex for at least six more, Cash Warren shot himself.
The first baby Supreme Court Justice…. of hawtness.
The doctor stated that everything went well, although, "the bright white light and choir music emanating from her was a little distracting at times."
Jaun says: "…Cash Warren shot himself."
Thank GOD! We don't have to look at his fugly face anymore. It's like a cross between Julio Iglesias and a retarded Teletubbie.