06.02.2008 JESSICA ALBA MIGHT BE PREGNANT

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I think Jessica Alba might be pregnant. I can't put my finger on it, I’ve just got this feeling.

(full size picture here. I don’t know what country sent a photographer to hide in Jessica Albas trees while she tried to relax in her pool, but I think it might be those pervert French. I still have my suspicions that they were behind Pearl Harbor as well. YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS FRANCE!!!)

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(51) Comments

djtechsys 06/02/2008 11:18

preggo fist

Joe11 06/02/2008 11:18

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Perry 06/02/2008 11:19

I would still hit it. Unless she had an STD.

Jake 06/02/2008 11:19

moooooooo

Slaappy got fingered 06/02/2008 11:21

Streched pregnant pussy is the new black this year

Boooo!

jamesmayo 06/02/2008 11:21

that shit is gross. off the radar. stupid whore.

Juan 06/02/2008 11:22

This just in: Cash Warren's sperm in her uterus.

OK, not just in.

Mongro Jackson 06/02/2008 11:22

I would definitely let her suck my dick.

Juan 06/02/2008 11:22

Who's sexy now, Blimpy McSow?

ososexilexi 06/02/2008 11:23

Just wait until Brad Pitt sees this picture. Angies better watch her back.

yohnskull22 06/02/2008 11:29

Her ankles aren't swollen yet???

Jake 06/02/2008 11:29

Did she get captured by a bunch of canibals? She looks like she is sitting in a big pot of water

Zack 06/02/2008 11:34

Bad news, guys. I won't be able to play on the WWTDD softball team this summer. I was wandering around on Wilshire and saw a paper plate leaning against the curb and it made me think about Pete Wentz so I instinctively stomped on it so hard that the doctor says I broke three different bones in my foot. I'll be in a cast until late July. Also, I burned my hand a little bit when I poured gasoline on it and set it on fire, but that should heal within a week or so.

ososexilexi 06/02/2008 11:36

Cash has some serious chicken legs going on. Her gams are meatier than his, for God's sake!

ROTTENCROTCH 06/02/2008 11:39

Can you imagine being the kid of JA?

Seriously…after suckin on THOSE titties and feeling the warmth of THAT vajaja, what else in life could top it?

Boy or girl…the kid will have nothing better to look forward to.

RonDogg 06/02/2008 11:42

Sex Drive = Off

ososexilexi 06/02/2008 11:42

"Boy or girl…the kid will have nothing better to look forward to."

Except playing in the gi-normous piles of money that ~~daddy Cash~~ mama Alba will be bringing home.

tangocash00001 06/02/2008 11:48

looks like just another fat lazy mexican.

Dirty Hairy 06/02/2008 11:49

That's no preggo, it's a SPACE STATION!

Blatherskite 06/02/2008 11:49

..things could always get better, Jes could decide to have more mexi-kids and then really pull a Britney and just let it all go to crapville.

R.I.P Hot Jessica. :(