I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I think Jessica Alba might be pregnant. I can't put my finger on it, I’ve just got this feeling.
(full size picture here. I don’t know what country sent a photographer to hide in Jessica Albas trees while she tried to relax in her pool, but I think it might be those pervert French. I still have my suspicions that they were behind Pearl Harbor as well. YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS FRANCE!!!)
preggo fist
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
I would still hit it. Unless she had an STD.
moooooooo
Streched pregnant pussy is the new black this year
Boooo!
that shit is gross. off the radar. stupid whore.
This just in: Cash Warren's sperm in her uterus.
OK, not just in.
I would definitely let her suck my dick.
Who's sexy now, Blimpy McSow?
Just wait until Brad Pitt sees this picture. Angies better watch her back.
Her ankles aren't swollen yet???
Did she get captured by a bunch of canibals? She looks like she is sitting in a big pot of water
Bad news, guys. I won't be able to play on the WWTDD softball team this summer. I was wandering around on Wilshire and saw a paper plate leaning against the curb and it made me think about Pete Wentz so I instinctively stomped on it so hard that the doctor says I broke three different bones in my foot. I'll be in a cast until late July. Also, I burned my hand a little bit when I poured gasoline on it and set it on fire, but that should heal within a week or so.
Cash has some serious chicken legs going on. Her gams are meatier than his, for God's sake!
Can you imagine being the kid of JA?
Seriously…after suckin on THOSE titties and feeling the warmth of THAT vajaja, what else in life could top it?
Boy or girl…the kid will have nothing better to look forward to.
Sex Drive = Off
"Boy or girl…the kid will have nothing better to look forward to."
Except playing in the gi-normous piles of money that
daddy Cashmama Alba will be bringing home.looks like just another fat lazy mexican.
That's no preggo, it's a SPACE STATION!
..things could always get better, Jes could decide to have more mexi-kids and then really pull a Britney and just let it all go to crapville.
R.I.P Hot Jessica. :(