You might think a story about a movie showing Kate Beckinsale naked in a shower would fill your heart and crotch with a joy that would never end. But in reality it's about to end right now, at the beginning of this next paragraph. The Daily Mail says…
Producers have had to hire a $2,000-a-day nude stand-in after Kate, 34, refused to bare her derriere in a shower scene … a source on her new film Whiteout said: "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it. Kate just didn’t want to show her bottom, even though everyone on the set was saying how good it looks in jeans. She said she couldn’t face the thought of seeing her butt up on a big screen.”
This is no surprise, because people are always saying how Kate Beckinsale is so fat. In fact I heard one time she ate a whole elephant. I read about it in a book called, "Things That Are True".
A typical beautiful woman who thinks she is fat. Women are bat shit nutty specimens. If Kate wants to see a fat chick then she should see what I roll over to in the morning every other month. THAT is a fat chick, my friends.
FIST! Yeah! I am good
Damn you DB! You are the bane of my existence! How will I achieve notoriety if you beat me to every first post in this fashion? It’s just not cricket, man.
In other news, Kate Beckinsale is fat….apparently. Or is that, she gives me a fat? I dunno, this story is way to intellectual for me.
"look at me from the side….does it look big"?
I used to work as a receptionist in a Santa Monica clinic that specialized in giving colonics to celebs. Kate was a regular customer. I love how she won't show her ass in a movie but would come twice a month to let a stranger stick a pipe up her ass to funnel out the shit.
Kate needs to spend some time with Kim K. then she would be want to run naked through the streets screaming “look at my skinny little ass”
BadONNNNNNNKEdunk.
Leisa, again I ask you: are those colonics worth while? Do they work? Or is it all hype? Or an excuse for gey curious dudes to "test the waters"?
The director should stick a pipe up us ass and say do the seen bitch!
Leisa, again I ask you: are those colonics worth while? Do they work? Or is it all hype? Or an excuse for gey curious dudes to "test the waters"?
Most of the people that came were women. Unless you have some serious medical condition that makes your colon load up with shit, it is completely worthless.
Yummy, I'd eat that with a spoon…..And then lick the bowl.
Let me take a bite out of that ass and I'll tell you how fatty it is.
She is not fat, she is perfect the way she is. Kim K is a fucking fat ass, so is Jlo. Kate is almost a perfect woman, just drop the fucking husband and presto! Perfect!
I love girls with insecurities….Now I have a shot at her…
That is just so terribly disappointing. I would WORSHIP that ass as my job. It is spectacular!
Isn't it ironic that you followed a story about that fat ass Kim K, who loves to flaunt that shit like it's a 64 Impala (correct with the African American guy parked inside it…no offense Reggie…I'd fuck her to say I did…but come-on Tom 'I got an ass for a chin" Brady has a HOT girlfriend) and next we got a great looking chick with no self esteem who won't show 1 cheek for the camera. SAD DAYS here in america.
Agree's with Willie! Insecure women are the easiest to pick-up!
A few kind words about how good she looks, how well that dress looks on her, the beauty of her face, and how any guy to be with her is the luckiest in the world, and she is all yours for the Ravaging.
Then leave in the morning, and never call her!
(This way, she feels that you only said that to get her in bed, which further depresses her and reminds her of her insecurities, thus, leaving her even more vulnerable for the next guy to hit it!)
The circle of life is then complete.
i disagree with chicks with insecurities, they suck. finding a woman very comfortable with her body is like finding gold. they are wild and crazy in the sack and they don't give a shit about it. you guys can have your fun fucking Kate in the dark under covers.
Her ass is so hot, even the sign behind her gives a five outa five and wants to slap it.
On the offchance she might read this site, I have to say she does kind of have a fat ass. The only known cure for toning that ass of hers is for her to let me go balls deep in it. So Kate - please call !
And I think she legitimately has insecurities about her looks - it's the only possible explanation she's with that douche of a husband. And if she has low enough self-esteem to settle for that loser, I may actually have a shot !