Kate Beckinsale Says Men Are The Problem

December 3, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Are people putting weapons to the necks of women and threatening them to conform to societal standards? Thanks to idiots on the internet searching for the next thing to be outraged over having an opinion is becoming endangered and will pretty soon be illegal. 

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Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter Dislikes Wearing Tops

October 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lily just turned 18 this year and it shows. Because everyone knows when you turn 18 it’s time to take the tatas out on the ‘gram as a celebratory right of passage into womanhood.

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Kate Beckinsale Stalker Innocent Of All Creep Charges Against Him

September 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

And it was written, no celebrity accusation brought against Terry Lee Rep shall prosper. Especially those formed by Kate Beckinsale. 

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Kate Beckinsale Stalker Arrested, “Overzealous”

July 31, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone with eyes and a working dick can see that Kate Beckinsale is a highly fuckable actress. But did you know that she’s also highly stalkable? Read on to find out. Forty-five-year-old romantic Terry Lee Repp was arrested this weekend in (do we even need to say it) Florida for following Kate Beckinsale across the country in hopes of wooing her and then stabbing her.

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Kate Beckinsale Rebound Boy Sex With Actual Boy

June 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Doing well is the best revenge. Trite, but true. In terms of broken relationships, that means fucking somebody younger, hotter, and more socially relevant than whoever broke your heart. 

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Kate Beckinsale Biological Anomaly

April 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Beckinsale flaunts her body in a trio of new Instagram pictures. Shamelessness is a virtue when you’re attractive. Beckinsale hit the genetic jackpot. As a 43-year-old woman, she should be the fake kind of sexy involving a technically thin body but askew body parts. 

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CJ Franco Has Got Some Skills

January 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the twenty-something chick director Len Wiseman took to shtupping during the splitting up period from his wife, Kate Beckinsale. He previously dumped his then wife to hook up with Beckinsale who he directed on Underworld when the series was still worth a home viewing.

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Kate Beckinsale Shimmies

December 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are certain signs that a woman won’t be single for very long. Kate Beckinsale’s second husband left her for a younger woman who looks a ton like her only without any botox or vaginoplasty yet.

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Kate Beckinsale In Granny Panties Is Better Than Your Granny In Kate Beckinsale’s Panties (Mr. Skin Minute Video)

September 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes you look at women in Hollywood and think, how badly will I get arrested if I’m looking at topless photos of you from 23 years ago? That’s a trick of the trade. They’re older than you think.

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Kate Beckinsale Was Body Shamed First

June 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Before social media even gave speaking truth to power an absolutely convoluted meaning, Kate Beckinsale was being called not skinny enough by Michael Bay during casting for Pearl Harbor. That shitty movie lasted longer than the actual sinister Japanese attack on the U.S. Pacific fleet. Every actress needs a body shaming story to gain password access to the giant Hollywood tampon dispenser.

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