06.13.2008 KATHERINE HEIGL HAS A PLAN

Two days ago, "Greys Anatomy" star Katherine Heigl announced to the world that she would not defend her Emmy Award for Best Supporting Actress, because, in her words, "I do not feel I was given the material this season to warrant a nomination."  This may surprise no one but Katherine Heigl, but it turns out people don’t like it when you say they suck.  EW says…

…a key show insider contacted EW.com to express regret that the actress publicly complained about the drama. “The show bent over backwards to accommodate her film schedule, and then she criticizes the show for lack of material?" the insider said. "It's an ungrateful slap in the face to the very writers responsible for her Emmy win in the first place.”
This isn't the first time Heigl has publicly criticized the show that helped to make her a household name. Last year, the actress dropped out of salary renegotiations, reportedly because she felt the studio doesn't value her as much as it does her cohorts. ABC TV Studio fired back, insisting the Grey’s actress had been offered a substantial raise. Heigl has since received a salary bump.

The assumption all over town is that Heigl is doing this because she wants to get fired from "Greys".  Since "Knocked Up", she is said to feel TV is beneath her and she wants to work in movies full time.  Apparently no one has pointed out the flaws in her plan of being an impossible pain in the ass in order to get fired from one job so she can get another job in the very same industry.   It would be like if you were a pilot for Delta, and you crashed a couple of planes so you could get hired by United.  “I’ve proven I suck, now let the bidding war begin!”  I hope Katherine has a big room where she can pile up all her new money!


(78) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 06/13/2008 07:53

    I'd so Nail her HARD and Often!

  2. manic 06/13/2008 07:53

    Her strategy meetings with David Caruso are panning out brilliantly.

  3. gotdang 06/13/2008 07:54

    This mouthy twat could be a pilot for Northwest and you'd never be able to tell the difference.  Northwest sucks, in case you didn't sense that I felt that way.

  4. Observer 06/13/2008 07:54

    If she does some full frontal…..her employments prospects would blossom……even in this business cycle.

  5. Jake 06/13/2008 07:55

    Was that a stunt puss in Knocked up?

  6. Evil Malcom Norris 06/13/2008 07:58

    Well it's blond. That's is a excuse for many things

  7. Bjork New York 06/13/2008 07:59

    Mmmm…cake.

  8. Dirty Hairy 06/13/2008 08:01

    She's an unapologetic smoker, too! Yucky!

  9. ososexilexi 06/13/2008 08:01

    “I’ve proven I suck cock, now let the bidding war begin!”

  10. Tyrone Biggums 06/13/2008 08:01

    @Jake - nope, Katherine Heigl is a real cunt

  11. someoneluvsu 06/13/2008 08:04

    Impossible Diva, Pain in the ass, whiny bitch… ooohhh   you mean the Lohan strategy.

    Brilliant move Katie,  you'll be doing pay-less shoe commercials before you know it.

     

  12. Jake 06/13/2008 08:04

    @Tyrone - Well played sir!  Well played!

  13. Monkey Suckle Rose 06/13/2008 08:05

    Getting fired to get out of your contract isn't the worst idea in the world, didn't Jessica Biel try something similar when she got her then barely legal boobs out for a photo shoot. 

    The truly stupid thing is to piss on your own film career like she did for Knocked Up. Stay friends with Jud Apatow and you've gotta job for life.  Look at Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen and Jason Segel, three dudes who look like they only way they'd get on camera would be with Chris Hansen.

  14. Tyrone Biggums 06/13/2008 08:06

    @someone - call me when she pitches BOGO BLOWJO's

  15. Jake 06/13/2008 08:07

    Lexi was I absent on that day?  I dont recall any cock sucking proof being proven.  I'm sure my penis I would remember

  16. Mac-Daddy 06/13/2008 08:07

    I bid 1 extremely valuable and rare photo taken of Houdini, of him locked out of his car!

    Wait! Am I bidding for Lexi to suck my cock or Katherine?

  17. Jake 06/13/2008 08:08

    keeps eating those hoe hoes and she will be the next jenny craig nobody

  18. Dirty Hairy 06/13/2008 08:08

    DIRTY HAIRY HAS A PLAN

    It mostly involves Katherine Fuggle, duct tape, circular saws, and real fruit topping! 

  19. Jake 06/13/2008 08:09

    @Mac Was that Houdini the magician or the musician?

  20. ososexilexi 06/13/2008 08:10

    Lexi, Mac-Daddy. So get that bid a little higher and we'll see what we can arrange.

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