Sesame Street Sues Producer Over Naughty Muppet Movie

May 31, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The more recent raunchy comedies of late are something of a true marvel. They have managed to turn up the raunch and be virtually comedy-free. I love a jizz joke as much as the next guy but a puppet... READ MORE

Carla Howe Does She Keep Those Things Covered, Amirite, and Crap Around the Web

March 30, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Katherine Heigl in a bikini, streaming skin-filled flicks, and more! READ MORE

Shayna Taylor Seacrest Stink and Crap Around the Web

March 8, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Megan Fox pimps lingerie, the hottest TV moms naked, and more! READ MORE

The Fate of the Furious Sends a Message

April 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are two seasons in the movie business. Masturbate to aren't we artistically diverse time, and make money time. April through August is unadulterated cash money time. Also known as the time of movies people want to see without... READ MORE

Katherine Heigl Will Apologize for Work

April 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Katherine Heigl has rescinded her initial criticism of Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up which came out eight years ago. Heigl previously called the movie sexist; It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as... READ MORE

Katherine Heigl’s Flat Ass And Shit Around The Web

October 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Hegil has no tits, a weird body, and the flattest ass in Hollywood. This has made her enduringly popular for female viewers and men who like to beat off to thoughts of that guy on the swim team who... READ MORE

Katherine Heigl Isn’t A Bitch Says Katherine Heigl And Shit Around The Web

November 4, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Notorious bitch Katherine Heigl says she isn’t really a bitch even though she’s acted like a bitch a lot in the past. Never mind that no one wants to work with her because she’s such a C.U.N.T cunt. Read... READ MORE

Katherine Heigl Too Good To Be Hired

August 7, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In a pretentious new interview, Katherine Heigl says she left Hollywood for Utah because she wanted her family of adopted international babies to come first. Her explanation is in slight contrast to what everybody else in Hollywood believes is Heigl... READ MORE

Katherine Heigl Is Too Important to Be Captured

April 10, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katherine Heigl is suing the Duane Reade chain of pharmacies for precisely six million dollars. It seems that she was leaving one of their stores in New York when a pap shot a picture of her carrying lots of... READ MORE

I Can Almost See What Katherine Heigl Had for Dinner Last Night

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody talks about Katherine Heigl like she’s some uptight, annoying, precious Hollywood actress. Nobody thinks about her as an uptight, annoying, precious Hollywood actress with a big white girl booty. A couple more outings in a dress like that... READ MORE