June 23, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

It takes a previously undiscovered level of dumb to call 911 to say you feel threatened because someone is outside your house, and then tell the operator you’re in the car stalking the person who was supposed to be stalking you as he drives away.  Hey guess what Linda Hogan did this weekend?

Linda: He’s been ordered away because he’s threatened my life before and I don’t want him around I’m shaking, I’m following him until he leaves.911: Okay, you said he left, or he is leaving?Linda: Yeah he left, I’m following him right now.  911: Why are you following him?Linda: I don’t know911: Stop following him!  

I think when you’re this dumb, you can be declared legally dead.  I’m gonna have to look into this.  With the right paperwork, we might be able to bury her.

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