06.23.2008 LINDA HOGAN IS AN IDIOT

It takes a previously undiscovered level of dumb to call 911 to say you feel threatened because someone is outside your house, and then tell the operator you’re in the car stalking the person who was supposed to be stalking you as he drives away.  Hey guess what Linda Hogan did this weekend?

Linda: He’s been ordered away because he’s threatened my life before and I don’t want him around I’m shaking, I’m following him until he leaves.
911: Okay, you said he left, or he is leaving?
Linda: Yeah he left, I’m following him right now.  
911: Why are you following him?
Linda: I don’t know
911: Stop following him!  

I think when you’re this dumb, you can be declared legally dead.  I’m gonna have to look into this.  With the right paperwork, we might be able to bury her.

(58) Comments

  1. Bill03 06/23/2008 12:17

    Is it just me or is her forehead getting bigger?

  2. ekella 06/23/2008 12:18

    How long before someone just starts firebombing their house?

  3. dresstokill 06/23/2008 12:20

    her stupidity and hulks' combined made it possible to create the dumbfuckmonster that their son is.. 

     incredible

  4. crazy_eyes@_@ 06/23/2008 12:20

    Someone get this bitch a shirt with her name and address on it!!!!!!

  5. smooth0707 06/23/2008 12:24

    The silicone is seeping into her brain.

  6. Bulb 06/23/2008 12:24

    Stop following him, put down the phone and ARE YOU WEARING A SEATBELT? I'll bet you are, you slag cunt

  7. Habitual Line Stepper 06/23/2008 12:24

    Q: If you stalk a stalker, catch up to them and touch, do you both disappear?

  8. Lightdragon 06/23/2008 12:27

    I think she is sexually frustrated from the said stalker.

  9. tangocash00001 06/23/2008 12:28

    Q: if you rape a whore and then she follows you, is that the same as constentual sex? i have to call my lawyer…

  10. djtechsys 06/23/2008 12:32

    hey linda… IT'S A TRAP!

  11. Mongro Jackson 06/23/2008 12:32

    I guarantee that she sucks one of the meanest dicks this side of Bangkok.  Hulkamania kept that wrinkly whore around for way too long.  Now he's running wild.  Woot woot!

  12. scum 06/23/2008 12:33

    She is starting to look like Carol Channing.

  13. scum 06/23/2008 12:35

    PEPPER, Q: If you let a guy suck your dick then punch yourself in the face are you a fag basher? Call your lawyer.

  14. Seej 06/23/2008 12:38

    Aaaaahhhhh, suddenly I get why she's not so bothered about John Graziano; he's still 10 IQ points above her.

  15. The Fried Man 06/23/2008 12:45

    Is it safe to say yet that Hogan doesn't know best?  He did marry this dumb ass after all.

  16. readykilowatt 06/23/2008 12:50

    She couldn't be dumber if she had a softball sized crater in her skull.

  17. Smeg McMuffin 06/23/2008 12:52

    I haven't seen so much blond hair since the last Klonvocation.

  18. Paparazzi Sniper 06/23/2008 12:52

    PEPPER, Q: If you let a guy suck your dick then punch yourself in the face are you a fag basher? Call your lawyer.

    lol……  

     

  19. tangocash00001 06/23/2008 12:55

    PEPPER, Q: If you let a guy suck your dick then punch yourself in the face are you a fag basher? Call your lawyer.

    scum…..

    best post of the day

  20. MG Admirer 06/23/2008 12:58

    hey linda… IT'S A TRAP!  TARP!

     

    fixed 

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