MADONNA LOOKS FOR A DIVORCE LAWYER

After months and even years of speculation that her marriage to Guy Ritchie was in trouble, the Times of London says that Madonna has spoken to a divorce lawyer, the same one that just repped Paul McCartney in his divorce from Heather Mills.

Madonna, whose fortune is estimated to be worth 600 million dollars, is understood to be seeking legal advice on a possible divorce from her husband of seven years, the film director Guy Ritchie. Yesterday Madonna’s spokesman refused to comment on the claims. But one lawyer told The Times that the word in legal circles was that Madonna had gone to Ms Shackleton after making an approach to another firm. Guy Ritchie is thought to have had dealings with a lesser-known Mayfair law firm, Forsters.There has been speculation for some time over the marriage of Madonna, 49, and Ritchie, 39. It is thought that the couple did not have a prenuptial agreement, which means that the starting point for any settlement would be a 50-50 split.

Good.  Guy Ritchie has always been too cool for Madonna anyway.  He should get 300 million just for getting near that diseased womb of hers.   The only thing I’d fuck her with is a bottle of antibiotics.