06.26.2008 MADONNA LOOKS FOR A DIVORCE LAWYER

After months and even years of speculation that her marriage to Guy Ritchie was in trouble, the Times of London says that Madonna has spoken to a divorce lawyer, the same one that just repped Paul McCartney in his divorce from Heather Mills.

Madonna, whose fortune is estimated to be worth 600 million dollars, is understood to be seeking legal advice on a possible divorce from her husband of seven years, the film director Guy Ritchie.
Yesterday Madonna’s spokesman refused to comment on the claims. But one lawyer told The Times that the word in legal circles was that Madonna had gone to Ms Shackleton after making an approach to another firm. Guy Ritchie is thought to have had dealings with a lesser-known Mayfair law firm, Forsters.
There has been speculation for some time over the marriage of Madonna, 49, and Ritchie, 39. It is thought that the couple did not have a prenuptial agreement, which means that the starting point for any settlement would be a 50-50 split.

Good.  Guy Ritchie has always been too cool for Madonna anyway.  He should get 300 million just for getting near that diseased womb of hers.   The only thing I’d fuck her with is a bottle of antibiotics.

(90) Comments

  1. pump 06/26/2008 06:47

    Hire my pepper's dick, you bitch.

  2. TW 06/26/2008 06:48

    fuck her with the pill bottle, just leave the childproof cap in her, as a message. Bitch!

  3. SteveB 06/26/2008 06:49

    Fuck the money. Considering he's getting away from Madonna, if he can get out with what's left of his genitals he should count himself lucky. 

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 06/26/2008 06:50

    Madonna - how the Olsen twins will look next week in about thirty years…

  5. pepper 06/26/2008 06:50

    Pump, you keep me away from Mangina. On the good side, maybe she can hook up with Lilo. VIDEO?

  6. Observer 06/26/2008 06:52

    I'd fuck her for 200 million.

     

    Hell….maybe even 198 million. 

  7. ososexilexi 06/26/2008 06:53

    Dude put in seven years of hard time fucking this hag and probably has the genital warts to prove it. I'd say he's more than earned his 50/50 cut.

  8. Observer 06/26/2008 06:53

    Rick with P…….

    you may have crossed out the wrong time period. 

  9. Mac-Daddy 06/26/2008 06:56

    She needs to remake her "Like a Virgin" song to:

    "Like a worn-out, disease-ridden, old-mess who was once a virgin when I was 10"

    I know I know, it's a long title, but it worked for Pearl Jam's: "Ederly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town"

  10. pepper 06/26/2008 06:57

    "Like a Sturgen"

  11. Observer 06/26/2008 06:59

    Pepper….

    good one! 

  12. pepper 06/26/2008 06:59

    Observer, you jest  - again!

  13. someoneluvsu 06/26/2008 07:00

    In the divorce, Ritchie gets the kid,  Madonna gets the unibrow. 

  14. Billy 06/26/2008 07:02

    Who gets the little rent-a-baby ?

  15. pepper 06/26/2008 07:02

    Observer, you live in Boston? Come to Quincy and cheer Ballsnyc and I. We are doing the MS ride.

       You can spot us, he will be the one sitting on my lap.
     

  16. dirtydiane 06/26/2008 07:02

    She heard Heath Ledger is available.

  17. Observer 06/26/2008 07:02

    I would have fucked her in her hairy armpit days…..like her pic in Playboy and Penthouse…….buy I bet I would have gone deafer quicker.

     

    Pepper……did you ever meet her? 

  18. Observer 06/26/2008 07:03

    Pepper….

    What day will you be there?

    Where will you be stopping? 

  19. Burnsy 06/26/2008 07:04

    Thank God, this means Rocknrolla is good.

  20. rv 06/26/2008 07:07

    he ought to pull a snatch on her and totally fuck her over. or at least the shotgun to the head part would be alright

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