06.03.2008 MCCAIN VS. OBAMA

This page isn’t about politics or anything but the huge breaking news right now is that Hillary Clinton and her big giant ankles will finally concede the Democratic nomination for President to Barrack Obama.  No one gives a shit what I think about politics so I’ll just stop right here.  On a side note, "Barrack" is how the cartoonish Chinese shop keeper in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie would say "black".  "Rook at dat barrack man ova dere."  Just seems ironic.

source = yahoo news 



(95) Comments

  1. Wowza 06/03/2008 08:55

    cnn is reporting the exact opposite right now.

  2. ham sandwich 06/03/2008 08:56

    A dude with three muslim names is going to be president of America. Not cool.

  3. Um, 06/03/2008 08:58

    The end is near. Repent now.

  4. thedudeabides 06/03/2008 08:59

     

    better him that that biotch, still I prefer divided government.

  5. yohnskull22 06/03/2008 09:01

    A dude with three muslim names is going to be president of America

    He still has a bunch of crackers and religious wackos to get past before he gets to paint the White House black

  6. tangocash00001 06/03/2008 09:01

    current score:

     

    n1gg3rs  1

    lesbians  0

  7. ososexilexi 06/03/2008 09:02

    It's hard for me to figure out the lesser evil in this case …

    White war monger Vs. Mixed Muslim racist.

    Tough choice.

  8. thedudeabides 06/03/2008 09:02

    I'm pretty sure this means R. Kelly is going to be pardoned. My prediction is Obama's inaugural address begins thusly:

    "My fellow americans, where the white women at?"

  9. yohnskull22 06/03/2008 09:03

    Osama Obama and yo' momma

    I like that little rhyme.

  10. ham sandwich 06/03/2008 09:04

    still I prefer divided government

    Ain't nothin' divided about a 70 seat majority in the house and the most liberal CANDIDATE of all time as president.  I'm sticking with Um.

     

  11. thedudeabides 06/03/2008 09:05

    All b.s. aside, this is the first time in my lifetime that there are two decent candidates running for president. 

  12. scrotty 06/03/2008 09:05

    RAT IS WON SUSPICHIS LOOKING BARRACK MAN 

  13. sarahlove 06/03/2008 09:06

    i don't know.. anything is better than a halfwit, at this point.

    i mean, really, what's worse, a racist black guy or a racist white guy?

    at least obama kinda SEEMS like he knows what he's doing. 

  14. Observer 06/03/2008 09:08

    On a positive note:

     

    After BARACK (with one "r") wins…….Britney will be forced to wear a Burka.

     

    Hopefully all ugly chicks will wear them……and all good looking chicks will enter my Harem. 

  15. Smeg McMuffin 06/03/2008 09:08

    Who cares, we're fucking doomed no matter which of those 2 assholes gets elected.  Vote Libertarian.

  16. thedudeabides 06/03/2008 09:08

    Ham sandwich

    Right, which is the argument I was making for McCain. Voting for him means hopefully little will get done.  The less those fuckers in D.C. do the better.

  17. Observer 06/03/2008 09:09

    the cartoonish Chinese shop keeper in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie would say "black".  "Rook at dat barrack man ova dere."  Just seems ironic.

     

    Now that was fucking funny. 

  18. Observer 06/03/2008 09:10

    Personally…….

    I rather have a liberal in the White House ……..

     

    Much better than either the conceding Socialist or the triumphant Communist. 

  19. LosBravos 06/03/2008 09:12

    I think this will be the first time in history a black man will beat a white woman and not get thrown in jail!

  20. Observer 06/03/2008 09:12

    Um says:

    The end is near. Repent now.

     

    May I "Penile-ize" your end after we sign off here? 

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