Nick Hogan can be famously heard sniffling like a scared little bitch on several phone calls to his mommy and daddy (here and here) crying that he doesn’t like jail because they keep him locked up in a cell all by himself. That actually sounds like the best possible scenario if you have to be in jail, but this little fruit still had his parents petition the judge to have him sprung from jail and placed under house arrest. In this case, meaning he would be confined to his dads fabulous Florida mansion. In a related story, John Graziano will be in a coma for the rest of his life. But at least with this there is good news. TMZ says…
Poor Nick Hogan! A judge has just denied his request to be let out til his 18th birthday. For now, Nicky Boy will stay put in the Pinellas County, Fla. jail.
My great hope is that everyone in America hears these tapes and knows this story and treats Hogan like the scared little bitch he truly is for the rest of his life. My other great hope is to nail Marisa Miller in the ass. I'm noble!
Wait — does this mean Nick wants to hang out at the Hogan mansion ALL THE TIME?
Does this idiot really not comprehend how much worse things could be OUTSIDE of solitary?
Somebody get this bitch a guy thong to wipe his sandy vag.
He's just whining because there is no pegging in solitary.
Solitary has been hell for him. Nick was totally looking forward to all of the ass fucking his daddy's fisting had prepared him for!
I support the Marisa Miller cause. Couldn't possibly care less about Nick Hogan though.
Clearly another one who isn't learning from his mistake, he's just bored and lonely.
Boo fucking hoo.
Die Wigger Die.
I can't believe how cruel those Florida people are….putting poor Nicky in a jail and making him stay in a stuffy old cell. It's almost like they are trying to punish him or something. Can you believe the nerve of them fuckin old farts in Florida?
Yo Nick, you can make a noose out of your bedsheet. It's easy, Ive shown lots of jailhouse crybabies how.
He's not even 18 and he's already going bald. You have your dickweed of a father to thank for that, you little fagg0t.
I can't believe how much of a fairy he is, considering how tough his dad was! I mean, his dad once beat up Nicholai Volkoff AND The Iron Sheik at the same time! By the way, I wonder if prison is fake.
see, i've been in marisa miller's ass. it's pretty snug.
honestly, the only way this fucking twat is gonna realize the shittiness of what he's done, is if someone paralyzed him/put him in a coma.
If I EVER see this bitch on the street, Imma stab his monkey ass.
^^any takers? bahah.
"see, i've been in marisa miller's ass. it's pretty snug."
i've been in nick hogan's ass… it isn't
my cousin is in pinellas county jail, good times
Mmmm… Marisa Miller. Wait, what were we talking about?
Can't wait until Roddy Piper's kid gets chucked in the pokey…then the REAL fun can begin for Nicky-boy.