Nick Hogan finally got his wish yesterday, and now his dream has come true and he's locked up with three sweaty young men. Fox News in Tampa says…
Nick Hogan has been transferred out of his jail cell into one with three other juveniles and a television. He was transferred at 4:30 p.m., according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office. PCSO says it is a "direct supervision" cell, under supervision 24 hours a day.
The numbers don’t lie. Nick Hogan was all alone in a “rape free” jail cell, but then he cried, probably while pawing at himself, until they locked him in a cage with three naughty young boys. It is amazing how much that dude craves cock. I've seen people crave cock before, but it is god damn unbelievable to see how badly Nick Hogan wants it. And how often too. Whatever, I'm not here to judge. You go for it, Nick!
Maybe he will trade blowjobs for viewing hours of World's Worst Car Accidents on Fox, or Spike, or some other shit.
Or The Price Is Right
Oh we already know how hard he fucked his best friend, so why is this a surprise?
Thank you, I"m here all week.
i think i read somewhere that the three others are pre schoolers and he has requested a strap-on, size xxx SM.
It's World's Wildest Police Video on Spike TV, DaJ.
Please, no more stories about this loser, until he really does get raped.
Well, at least he won't have to miss his soaps while he's getting reamed in the ass.
He should at least get the shit beat out of him and in a perfect world the guards, I mean corrections officers, will be distracted just like a wrestling match where the referee is distracted by big titties or a coach.
It's World's Wildest Police Video on Spike TV, DaJ.
Ah, yes, TV at it's absolute finest! Thanks, Alan…my hero! And I second your rape suggestiion. Tits should be coming soon, it is Friday…
Oh we already know how hard he fucked his best friend, so why is this a surprise?
Hahaha. Seriously, the only way we're gonna see any justice here is if they tie him down during shop, drill a hole into his brain, and take turns skull fucking him.
the only way we're gonna see any justice here is if they tie him down during shop, drill a hole into his brain, and take turns skull fucking him.
Hey! Quit plagiarizing my blog! (j/k)
Also, look at that come hither stare he's giving his lawyer in that picture. I mean, he looks like he's going to kiss the guy right there. I wonder what the Hulkster would say if he found out his pretty little blonde girl wasn't actually Brooke but Nick? (granted Brooke is actually more manly looking then her brother)
Dan Daoust! I fucking remember him, with his porn-star moustache, wearing number 24 and with his fucking Savardian spinarama! Leafs sure did suck, and still DO!
He probably thinks he won't get his ass kicked because his dad's The Hulk. In reality, I think his fellow criminals will go out of their way to try and fuck up the son of The Hulk. How long can it be before one of them is slamming his head into the bars, shouting"Where's your Daddy now, pansy boy?"
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how old is this kid? look at that hairline! he's gonna going to be a bald, mulleted freak just like daddy. hulk hogan should go to jail for raising such a putz. hey, wouldn't it be funny if the kid nick put in a coma was the iron sheik's kid? . . . no? i guess funny is the wrong word.
What the hell? What happened to my comment?
Ok well heres a summary:
My commissary = Full or Nick's Asshole = Broomstick & No Vaseline
ohmwrecker. The reason he's bald is that Hogan was taking so many fucking roids when he spawned this piece of crap that his DNA was riddled with them. Hence the hair loss, much like his daddy and the need to wear a color coordinated bandanna ensamble.
That's not gay, that's fucking insane.
i wonder if nick likes his clit sucked or flicked?
Getting locked in a room with three "bad boys" wearing prisoner "costumes"? I'm down.