Yahoo says the jury in the R. Kelly child pornography case has reached a verdict after less than one day of deliberation. Judge Vincent Gaughan is scheduled to read the verdict today at 3:30 eastern time.
UPDATE - CBS in Chicago says he has been found Not Guilty on all 14 counts. Apparently the jury felt there was not enough evidence to convict him. If only there had been some record of the event. Maybe a photograph linking him to the crime. Or better yet, a reel of multiple images. A video, captured on tape. A “video tape”, if you will.
First! Oh Snap!
TMZ already reported he has been found NOT QUILTY!
And I cannot spell NOT GUILTY!! Time to crack a beer.
If there's no mole he didn't stick it in an underaged hole!
Not guilty? WTF.
Oh wait, just remembered that I don't really care
WOW.
Not guilty??? C'mon, who is he OJ? Didn't they have like a mountain of evidence against this guy?
that's it. i am hanging out with R.Kelly. we can fuck all the hot underage vag we want, and he can use his disappearing mole trick to get us off scott free! Plus, we won't need to stop for bathroom breaks inbetween all the fuckin..piss flavored shampoo anyone?
n1gg3rs always get off….pass the fried chicken and RC cola
Just proof that Kelly can get off without the aid of a teenager.
In other news, R. Kelly celebrated his victory by peeing on a teenaged girl in the gallery.
wow - did he havethe same jury as OJ?
"If the Mole Don't Fit….You MUST Aquit!"
Ain't neve had a yung ho, doncha know,
My face's too black to hide in whitey's snow!
Those yung pretty gurlies, never let me Hit it,
S S S S S Sooo there is no way I could dun it!
That's the story, y0, you all gotz to see…
Dat guy with the Pee, certnly wasn't me!
-Break it down muh brotters -chorus-
If the mole don't fit, you must aquit, if the mole dont fit, you must aquit, if the mole dont fit, you must aquit - repeat
CNN says the same….
Singer R. Kelly acquitted in child pornography trial, reports The Associated Press.
Bzzzz. Bzzzzz. Bzzzzz.
Don't really care. Don't like him. Sings as if he had a dick in his ass.
Hm, prison could have been the right thing for him.
BULL FUCKING SHITHOLES, THIS JUSTICE SYSTEM IS A RECURSIVE TITTY-QUANTUM GALAXYCOCK
Where is Philly's finest when you need him to stir up some shit
Perhaps Tango knows
new just in R Kelly opening up 3 new daycares
Not Guilty. BLACK IS THE NEW WHITE.
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no dont stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I cant go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber
more of this to come…. thank you people of chicago for proving that you are the retards we knew you were.