Ashley Tisdale is in Hawaii this week with her boyfriend Jared Murillo, whoever the hell that is. At the risk of sounding 900 years old, there's a whole new wave of "stars" right now, and they all suck. God this bitch is boring. She's completely average in every way. She's not hot, she has no tits, she can't act and she can't sing. Instead of staring at these pictures, go turn your TV to a channel you don't get and stare at that. There's no way that could be any more boring.
(picture source = inf daily)
Yawn…
Someone please tell me why I should care about this pale, skinny, flat-chested, totally average female whom I've never heard of. Anyone?
Hey, it's a baby-themed show today in honor of Yohnskull's first larvae. Come celebrate at http://www.UCLAradio.com 12:30-2pm PST! Durdenites will get a shoutout as always, and you can send requests through PM.
I'd rather strip down and admire myself in the mirror.
She's like kinda hot. I mean I am slightly aroused at her ordinariness…really nothing a half a case of beer could not cure.
I'd rather watch you strip down in front of a mirror!
lexi you do that and i'll just imagine im there with you
Body by boring, she might as well get married
It is boobies Thursday …
this is better than britney updates but not by much
And yet, I still like her.
We shouldnt complain, this is a good start to the day. Maybe by the end of the day we might actually get to see some super model ass in a bikiki or a no panties angle a la Britney or a Olsen Twin…just hoping.
Why imagine, rob, when you're just a short flight away?
I bet her chicken cutlets are nice and fresh! Just wanna nuzzle my face around the soft, marshmellow like toe.
I think I recall her getting a nosejob at some point. I think she was hienous before that.
Paleomiz -
She's the fabulous and talented Ashley Tisdale, the evil but lovable Sharpay Evans from Disney's High School Musical.
Besides her perfect 10 bod and angelic singing voice, she's best known for not learning a damn thing from Jennifer Grey's tragic fate.
Hey, she's a Disney girl. How many Disney girls have stayed uninteresting in recent memory? Besides those Duff people, I mean.
It is boobies Thursday …
Lexi, you are oh so right. Allow me:
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rob. thank you for the first hit on lexi of the day. i knew it wouldn't take more than one post for that to happen, so congratulations to you for getting that out of the way.
anyway, is anyone else highly disappointed by this week's posts? jesus there's no way that everyone can be staying out of this much trouble this holiday week… especially celebrities. i mean, just yesterday alone i ran over some dirty pig farm children while driving too fast on a back country road and that was just a normal wednesday for me.
i'm guessing the wave of insanity will all be tomorrow… headlines such as lohan gets a firecracker stuck in ronson's snatch or something.
Slaappy, thanks for the early morning gag.
so, is Lexi the wwtdd slut? I mean, I used to be quite the regular on this site, but that was awhile ago.