If you don’t know who Christiano Ronaldo is, just imagine a Portuguese version of David Beckham. But not Beckham now, Beckham 10 years ago, when he was the most famous person in the world and still single. Needless to say a guy like that is gonna nail tons of hot ass, and he doesn’t have time for idiot nobody's like Lauren Conrad. The Daily Mail says…
Lauren, 22, who stars on MTV's popular reality TV show The Hills, was devastated when the Manchester United player refused to pose with her for a picture.
The brush-off happened in the early hours of Thursday morning at trendy LA hotspot Kress, sources tell MailOnline exclusively.
A fellow party-goer revealed: 'Cristiano was in with his friends, enjoying the music and chilling out in the corner of the club.
'Lauren approached him and asked for a picture of them to be taken. But he just blew her off and refused.
'Cristiano turned to his friend and said in his heavy Portugese accent: 'Who is this woman?'
'Lauren was mortified. She told her friends she couldn't believe he'd talk to her like that. Worse still, she couldn't believe he didn't know who she is.
'She walked away in a really bad mood.'
This is awesome. The only way this could have been better is if instead of walking away he sealed her in an aluminum trash can and threw a bunch of bottle rockets in there. Other than that, he kicked her ass quite nicely. Kudos to you, sir.
If you're going to don a bustier, do try to fill the cups completely.
NEWS FLASH: No one outside the US knows who she is.
Burn.
At least her eyes are installed correctly.
I love this story. Should happen SOOOOO much more often. Welcome to actual REALITY you cunt.
…and I hardly ever apply the c-bomb to any bitch.
I suddenly love soccer and soccer players. They're obviously people of taste.
I’m with Chrissy McDonald (or whatever the hell his name is). “Who is this woman?”
No one outside the US knows who she is, and only a small portion of those living in the US knows who she is.
She'd probably get more press if she had a sex tape. It's just an idea.
NEWS FLASH: No one outside the US knows who she is.
I'm guessing that not too many people in the U.S. knows who she is.
whooops, someone beat me to my line, so I guess I'll just say…
I'd still hit 'er
Who the fuck is this chick anyways? Why would anybody acknowledge her, she is a nobody whos does nothing of importance!
The stars on the Hills should be…killed.
I don't know who she is, but I'd probably still impale her on my cock…and let her guzzle my jizz…bitch…
I used to work at a music store years ago in Hollywood and Robert Patrick (the bad cop from Terminator 2) came in. He got all pissy with me cause I asked to see his ID while he was paying with his credit card. He looked at me and said, "don't you know who I am?" I said NO….should I? He left the store stomping like a baby and didn't end up buying anything.
True Story.
Who do these fucking people think they are?
I would let her blow me.
I agree with gotdang. It looks pretty silly.
Her right one is even caving in.
I was working in an Adult book store a few years back and Lauren Conrad came in, and blew me the back of the store…TRUE STORY!
God forbid a world-renowned soccer player doesn't know a spoiled rich bitch from some shitty show on MTV who is only known by other spoiled rich bitches/homosexuals/neutered boyfriends.
Oh, my bad; it was two guys named Lauren and Conrad. But, they both had better tits than this bitch!
I once sucked breast milk in the stock room of a liquor store from some random chicks tit that I just met that night in front of the owner for a free case of beer. True Story!
I once let someone suck what they thought was breast milk from my man tits in the stock room of a liquor store while dressed in drag.