Academy Award winning actress Helen Mirren went swimming outside her vacation home (castle, actually) in Puglia, Italy yesterday, and she wrapped her 63-year-old ass in a bikini to do it. So good news for you and your creepy geriatric lust. Pervert.
(picture source here, full size scan here)
First to dig the old tits!
Yeeee Haaaa stick it in yer Grandmaaaaaaaaaaaa ….
She is another old bag that is still hot. I believe she was in Caligula back in the day. Total orgyfest. Or so I've heard.
Observer, can I get a witness?
Wow she's 63 years old? I would wreck that.
I've got to see this "Caligula" that everyone raves about.
That's pretty fucking impressive. I hope she gets some serious monkey sex from her husband every night.
I've got to see this "Caligula" that everyone raves about.
Definitely get the X-rated version–the R version is basically only about 5 minutes long
Show her tattoos. No wonder the Megan Fox's of the world are so fouled up.
She was the "nude - est" limey prior to Sienna Miller.
She never met a movie that she could not improve by shining her fabulous tits.
Face is "butter" though.
She's been nude since celluloid was invented.
I hope she (still) fucks like a minx.
Back in the day she was a hottie. I remember getting wood watching her in the movie Excalibur. Solid!
All rise for the Queen.
I put it in my Blockbuster queue but I think it's the rated version. Damn.
Observer: Helen Mirren or Raquel Welch?
Caligula: Best scene is where Malcolm McDowell (Caligula) rams his lard-greased fist up a guys ass on the guys wedding night (Of course, this is after ol' Cali has fucked the bride, too).
You know what? Not bad at all. I wish I can look like that at 63.
Id hit it.
Nothing wrong with pruning the steel magnolias from time to time. Plus its good karma, what do you think is better karma, helping an old lady across the street, or helping an old lady get off?
I think the latter, thank you very much.
Ham…..
I'll witness that!
Ososexilexi..…….you might not like Caligula.
…..and I think that was all just in the trailer…..
No no no ososexilexi……..it is not a movie for for a sweet and innocent child like yourself.
You would need adult (urous) supervision……. like myself……to guide you through the "confusing" scenes.
I'm a history fanatic … but something tells me I'm not going to get too much geek glee from this flick! Damn.
I love the scene when he buries people up to their necks and has that giant rotating knives machine slice their heads off while people pelt them with eggs and rotting veggies….gets me moist every time
She was HOT as Morgana in Excallibur.
(It was just on this morning!)