Jennifer Lopez and her hunky stud husband Marc Anthony are in Portofino, Italy today, and over the weekend Yopez stripped down to a swimsuit showing off her body, despite the fact that she gave birth to twins just a few months ago. The world has been on pins and needles wondering is she could ever regain her famous fat ass and bear-like legs. Oh hey good news. If you nailed her from behind, I wonder if you could even still reach her. Her ass goes back like three feet. It would be like f’ing a centaur.
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first to hit that!
she's got it all right: cellulite.
Wow that’s a great way to follow up on them tig ol’ bitties…a big fat fucking ass…and Jennifer Lopez! See how I did that? I can make jokes like Brendan too!
I wish I could fuck a zombie. She's so lucky. I would prefer the HPA that is Rob Zombie, but a real zombie like this guy should satisfy my hankering for dead flesh.
"(…) like f’ing a centaur"!?!?!?! Wow. That's rude.
How long before his manorexia becomes terminal?
No habla Yopez.
I've just never wanted to fuck her. Just Ick!!
Do not find/have never found this burrito laden, self absorbed, sorry excuse for a human remotely attractive or interesting whatsoever. Anyone who has ever bought any of her albums or has been to any of her "concerts" should be burned at the stake… with her albums as fuel for the fire, obviously.
Apparently, according to her hit song, her "Love Doesn't Cost A Thing" however, buying her truckloads of enchiladas y tacos via Taco Bell daily will. Ask her bat looking husband Marc Anthony. He knows now.
Is Bruce Campbell finally stepping up and making another Evil Dead movie? Oh I hope so! Those evil dead! They'rrrreeee GREAT!
That Vag must be 15 inches across- Imagine the Toe Possibilities!
wow, its no suprise why Marc doesn't take his shirt off. my bet is that Heath Ledger has bigger guns than this guy.
Looks like she's got a pantload in those first 2 pics.
Marc looks like the nervous skinny kid that refuses to take his shirt off at the pool. Ten bucks says the drowning guy is the real father.
Herc! Herc! Cum Quick!!! You're hurting me .. You're hurting me …
Hold still Daedalus
Maximus
Maximus
Gluteus Maximus.
By it, you mean hail damage?
i hate JLo for a couple of reasons. One: shes a talentless hag. Two: Overexposure. Three: She is one of the reasons why fat girls with enormous asses still think they're hot…. wake the fuck up! you're fat and only black guys and desperate peasants want to make it with you. Thanks JLo for making many mens' eyes bleeding at beaches for years to come you fat bitch
he looks like Agent Smith from the Matrix. seriously all he's missing is a black jacket and one of those cool ear communicator thingies.
Is this a shot from weekend at bernie's 3? Looks like they got a new actor to play the dead guy.
She's not THAT bad, she's just a cunt