So here is the first single from the debut album by Ali Lohan, and you probably think you know how awful it's going to be, but you're wrong. It's way way worse. Musically it's somewhere between video poker music and the sound you hear when you call a fax machine. I'd rather hear gunshots from my child's bedroom than this song again.
Exclusive my ass!! Now how do I get back my 2 mins I just wasted listening to this horse shit?!?! Jesus H Christ, she wants to be just like big sis doesn't she?!? For Fuck sake, pick a better role model next time honey. But hey, since you're going down that road anyways, it should'nt be too hard… just do what big sis and mom like to do; smoke some crack, drink alot, and blow a few hollywood producers… that should send you on your way Ali (and cover the weekend)… idiot.
I'm sitting on the shitter right now….after hearing that i should be punished. I'm going to eat this shit just delivered, it's the right thing to do…
I’m sitting on the shitter right now….after hearing that i should be punished. I’m going to eat this shit just delivered, it’s the right thing to do…
I don't need this music. I won't ever need this music.
The video for it is horrible. Just the same pictures over and over again. Usually I scoop up anything Lohan, but this doesn't cut it. Sure I'll buuuy it.. But it just doesn't cut it.
Nice work on the the stellar fan video Br3ndon… the hypnotic Ken Burns effect makes me want to kill a hillbilly.
Number 3 in Japan, number 5 in Turkey. Next child, Dina. Next Child.
What is an Ali Lohan?
'I'd rather hear gun shots coming from my childs room, then hear that song again.' perhaps the funniest thing I've ever heard. bravo.
I'm sure that I'll be hearing this soon from my 12 year old daughter. "Did you know that Ali Lohan has a CD out?" I'm gonna have to
buydownload this shit, then put it on her iPod for her. I'm already fighting back puke from the next installment of "High School Musical" ("They're seniors now, daddy" Who gives a fuck? I'm sure we'll see them all as college freshmen, too.) I really shouldn't complain about that, though. At least she's not listening to Lil' Jon and running around yelling "Throw it UP, motherfucker".TALENTJUGGLING 5 WANGS IN HER MOUTH RUNS IN THE FAMILYFIXED
It's no Snap Yo' Fingers, huh, yelraf?
Dina Lohan should be arrested for child abuse. Two counts.
Someone call Heidi and Spencer. Those guns they're toting could be put to excellent use on this stupid bitch.
Hey Lexi, if it was a murder/suicide, that would be just about perfect (I'd have to be front row in a lawn chair drinking a beer for it to be perfect).
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I think the stepsister should kill the rest of the family!
Doc, sell tickets to that shit and you'll hit the big time!
Also, a request! Cream, White Room!!!!!!
So how long til she's branded Firecrotch II? Or at least Firecrotch Jr.?
Cream, White Room ? What's the theme today, bands named for man gunk ? Interior decoration ?
"Black, white, and red all over," Silverback.
LiLo looks like a beast compared to Lil Sis.