I don’t like when the Sad Cartoon Turtle smiles, because then it ruins her nickname. She needs to do her sexy look (ahem) for the name to work. Anyway, Maggie went down to the Titanic, got an outfit then went on David Letterman to promote the new Batman movie. And it’s a good thing. I didn’t even know there was a new Batman movie until right at this moment. At least this is a good excuse to ask every producer that hires Maggie Gyllenhaal as the sexy female lead a question: um … really? Seriously? How fucking high are you? I wouldn’t fuck her even if I had 10 dicks. I don't know what that means but it sounds like an insult, so there. Take that.
Shes cute in your buddies little sisters way. I would still do her because im a guy.
Here ass looked pretty damn good in "Stranger Than Fiction!"
as a guy, I concur with scum re doing her…but she needs to quit raiding her Nana's closet for evening wear…
NOT PICTURED: Her breasts.
homely, homely, homely.
To all the dudes who have said (and will say) they'd hit it; Fuck you guys. What is with the beastiality theme today? First it was calamari now it's turtle? Set some standards for yourselves!
That dress sucks, but she is pretty hot in"The Secretary".
Stan Laurel fucked this woman 80 years ago.
He couldn't help it.
Lexi: You chimed in with the calamari earlier.
She's only hot in "The Secretary" because she takes the spanks like a champ.
oh so clever, as usual. (can you actually hear the collective sound of readers rolling their eyes?)
Only after octopus was mentioned. Or was it squid? Fuck it. Either way, you people are disgusting.
where is the skanky vid?
She's cute in a 'drape a flag over her face and fuck her for glory' way
-Fixed
lol@Lexi
Personally, I'd never "Hit it"
I prefer to "Tap dat", "throw one in 'er", "give 'er a go", "toss one in'er" or maybe "rape that with gusto"
But never "hit it!"
Lexi: Are you upset because you were left in the corner playing with yourself back at the Brolin & Wright thread?
If she's homely, than I like homely.
DAMMIT! I grammar't meself!
Fugly. Would you rather…
Dunst or this mirror-cracker?
She's uuugly.
Sorry.
JTT, no Lexi is just jelous of the new talent. It's ok baby I still got your back, and front, and mouth.