Hilary Duff's parents have been in a pretty nasty divorce for a few months now, and yesterday is going to do anything but help. Us magazine says that her dad Bob was ordered to spend 10 days in a Texas jail for contempt of court after he violated an injunction against selling assets without court approval. He also has to pay $12,500 to bankroll Hilarys 21st birthday party. That may seem like a lot, but it's exactly half what Hilarys mom was asking for.
The bad news is it seems things will only get more bitter and nasty from here on out. The even worse news is, if the fuckups you read about on this page don’t make you feel good about your own family, nothing ever will.
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What a lame thing to go to jail for. All the other inmates are going to laugh at him.
for letting her leave the house with that bra strap showing
Meh, dont care….
What an opportune time to slip Hilary the "consolation salami".
He should have done it in LA–they would have thrown him a fucking party with strippers
He should be sentenced to life in prison for spawning that horse-faced Haylie.
well, hopefully, 10 days in a Texas jail means 10 days and not 10 minutes…
This one seriously just sprang up hot. Let the fuckeduppedness & depravity begin.
What's that movie coming up she's in & pulls a scorpion outta her pants?
I'd also jail HER for ten days. In my basement.
War INC JTT, its actually not bad
In Texas 10 days is the max jail time, after that they just fry your ass.
Texas has jails? Always thought, they grill their convicts!
Nah EMN… they won't let us do that anymore. We can only marinate 'em.
This is going to do nothing for his "street cred" on the inside. Although I guess it would be best referred to as "yard cred"?
The bad news is it seems things will only get more bitter and nasty from here on out. The even worse news is, if the fuckups you read about on this page don’t make you feel good about your own family, nothing ever will.
I'm sorry to disagree….but the "worse" news is that it seems I may be reading about "last season's Hannah Montana" without nude shots…….and without nudes…..how could I possibly care about this dipshit?
EMN, as the U.S.'s fattest city, Houston double batters and deep fries its convicts…and serves then with homestyle skin-on mashed potatoes and cream gravy…
How do Americans get so fat anyway?
Texas jails are no fucking joke. I've been executed twice!
<homer voice>homestyle skin-on mashed potatoes and cream gravy…..grrrrl…</homer voice>
Wow ohm… you really light up a room when you walk in then, huh?
Drum & cymbals? No? No?