08.28.2008 ASHLEY TISDALE LOOKS BETTER

High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale is ugly, I don’t think anyone has come here today to dispute that, but she did look better yesterday as she walked around LA.  I think the secret is for her to wear a bunch of goofy crap around her face that distracts from her terrible nose job.  Get a Viking helmet with those big horns or a spinning bowtie and she could be a model.  This was all much more flattering in my head before I started to type. 

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(57) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 08/28/2008 09:26

    Who?

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/28/2008 09:26

    I’ll start off with a resounding “who?” and then say that she looks like that homely chick from The Office whom I would have no problem banging so I guess that means that I’d bang this broad as well.

    Bangings all around I guess is what I’m trying to say.

  3. madeupname 08/28/2008 09:26

    she has matchstick legs.

    yuck. 

  4. DB's Treasure 08/28/2008 09:28

    Who the hell is this walking fleshlight?

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 08/28/2008 09:28

    "I think the secret is for her to wear a bunch of goofy crap around her face that distracts from her terrible nose job."

    Sorry, B, won't work…circus clowns tried that years ago…

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 08/28/2008 09:29

    on the other hand…she is rocking that denim bra…

  7. Just the Tip 08/28/2008 09:29

    Didn't the panty flashing bushy one "star" in this thing too?  The whores in my High School were defnitely hotter than these two… fuckin' Disney is slippin'.

  8. DB's Treasure 08/28/2008 09:34

    This waste of vag looks like a cross between Hillary Duff and that red head bitch who played Willow on Buffy The Vampire Slayer……except younger and with no tits.

  9. thor 08/28/2008 09:35

    Not only "who?" but also "What?" "Ehhhh?" and "Why?" followed by "Meh…"

  10. ColtHotler 08/28/2008 09:36

    With all the $ she saves on not having to buy bras no wonder she has all that $ to 'accessorize".  Poor guy…

  11. Terrence Maddox 08/28/2008 09:39

    Wearing a Viking helmet and a big thing around your neck will only get people to ignore you. Just ask Flava Flav.

  12. Mizz Party Panties 08/28/2008 09:41

    Get a Viking helmet with those big horns or a spinning bowtie and she could be a model.

    Now that explains why Flavor Flav was so attractive to me…
    Damn, U Vikings!

  13. Observer 08/28/2008 09:41

    She looks so good on my first grade daughter's "trapper/keeper" that I bought one for myself.

    HSM doesn't just mean "High School Musical"….it also can mean "Hollow Sharpay's Muff".

  14. DB's Treasure 08/28/2008 09:43

    Fucking her is probably just as disappointing as getting ready to blow your load when you're tugging off and the camera quickly cuts to the dude's fucking moaning face….

  15. Pottz 08/28/2008 09:46

    Jesus DB, you seriously have some issues….lol

     

     

  16. dirtydiane 08/28/2008 09:47

    Ok, I'm over the Ray-Ban trend…Liho and her man ruined the look for everyone else.

  17. Bulb 08/28/2008 09:48

    Take your protein pills and put your Viking helmet on…. uh, what did she look like before? "Forgettable" would be about right.

  18. DB's Treasure 08/28/2008 09:48

    Diane, are you talking about the gigantic sunglasses every stinky cunt in Hollywood would wear? Those were out the moment they were in.

  19. Smeg McMuffin 08/28/2008 09:50

    She plays one of the CHICKS in High School Musical?  Incredible…

  20. leftnutofjesus 08/28/2008 09:50

    fuck this bitch.  don't know her.  don't wanna know her.

    27 years of dicksucking, huh, doc?

    thanks for the semi.  let's see if we can go full retard on this one:

    do you let the lucky one fuck your mouth or do you like to stay in control of the cock?

    i don't let the women use their hands.  i tell them "no hands" everytime they grab the shaft.

    do you use your hands?

     

    welcome everyone……to the wwtdd oral sex forum. 

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