Lindsay Lohan is all pissy today because of rumors that her 14-year-old sister Ali got breast implants. This is not to be confused with the outrage the Lohans felt when Lindsay was rumored to be in a gay relationship with Sam Ronson, or that Lindsay had a coke habit, or that Lindsay was in rehab. This is different. People magazine says…
The 22-year-old actress took to her blog Thursday to slam online speculation that her little sis may have undergone breast augmentation. In fact, Lindsay said she was confronted by a photographer who yelled, "What do you have to say about people commenting on your sister's implants?"
"It made me feel a bit sick to my stomach," Lindsay wrote on her MySpace Celebrity Blog.
The actress – who's preparing for her recurring role on Ugly Betty – said she's "not judging" people who do have cosmetic surgery.
"But all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given," she wrote. "Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body."
Whatever. Ali did that shit. Dina Lohan would get her kids glow-in-the-dark tentacles if she thought it would get them a Vanity Fair cover. (picture source = splash news)
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she is one step closer to making good porn!
She's 14? are you sure?
Yes Perry she is 14, all of the Lohan genetics are muddled with drugs so they age much more rapidly than an average person
It just one of those boob smasher bra's… And Lindsay Just STFU already
Hell, look at her big sis' juggs. I'd rather say that shit runs in the family.
Doesn't look like a 14 year old rack to me!
My thoughts exactly pepper, this is an excellent start to her eventual downward spiral.
she might have just started to develop
…as a whore!
Those are real… big tits are a Lohan family trait
Lindsay has big knockers too (well, when she's not on some speed-fueled crash-diet) so it probably runs in the family. Hell, I remember this one girl from when I was at school whose tits were even bigger when she was 14, so it's not like it's impossible. Combine with a push-up bra (or one stuffed with toilet paper, as girls this age sometimes do) and ta-dah; cleavage. As much as I hate not finding a petty reason to pick on a celeb, I doubt this is down to surgery. Also, is it even legal in the US to have breast augmentation surgery at such an early age?
Let's find a different reason to hate her instead. I'm sure we won't have to wait too long for the public fuckups to begin.
"But all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given" -
Lohan then added "She taught us to share it with every Tom, Dick and Harry (and Sam) we meet. We're just givers, I guess."
BTW - Sam has glow-in-the dark testicles, so I've heard.
If shes 14, why do I have a half stock?
Those things weigh as much as a Chinese gymnast!
all the breast implants in the world aren't going to change the fact that she looks more haggard than a prostitute from atlantic city.
Is it wrong to have a little bit of fucking wood?
O.G. and Jabroni - just go somewhere quiet and think of Madonna's arms for a while and that should ease the trouser shrinkage.
Pepp-good porn? Or just porn
Lindsay's mother says, "to appreciate what we are given"
So you appreciate your vagina by having it hollowed out by two-thirds of Hollywood. Not to mention the fucking cocaine addiction. Yeah, that's waaaay worse than getting plastic surgery.
Lady garden, that depends :
Takes it in the ass. Good porn
The rest is just….. porn