08.27.2008 EVEN MORE FURIOUSER

Fast & Furious

You know those fully loaded gasoline land trains you always see? Yeah me neither. But apparently the street value of one of those is 1.4 million dollars. I was surprised. The kids are doing so much gasoline on the street these days, the market for back-alley filling stations is exploding. Here in the teaser trailer for "Fast and the Furious 4", the driver of an 800-yard-long truck takes on his number 2 nemesis, Vin Diesel. His greatest foe? Right turns. 

(30) Comments

  1. TW 08/27/2008 07:34

    Vin Diesel's Greatest Foe: Acting ability.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/27/2008 07:36

    They made another Mad Max movie?  Awesome.  Oh Vin Diesel is in it?  FUCK =(

  3. TW 08/27/2008 07:36

    For those of you that actually care, my avi is ceral in "the area" and milk pouring onto the cereal. This girl has mad skills and is worried about how you start your day.

  4. Just the Tip 08/27/2008 07:42

    I cared TW.  Good lookin' out.

    F & F 4?  Didn't even bother watching the clip… were there notable hotties?

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 08/27/2008 07:46

    Hommage a Escape From New York and Fast and Furious 4:

    "Vin Diesel? I thought you were dead…"

    Thank you…I'll be here all week… 

  6. Policia 08/27/2008 07:48

    Actually, it doesn't look all that bad.. much better than the last one "Tokyo Drift."

  7. Shampoooo My Crotch 08/27/2008 07:51

    Will Vin Dummy come out of the closet already? (he's gay)

  8. The Fried Man 08/27/2008 07:57

    These fcking movies are about as entertaining as a website featuring tranny runway models and Julia Roberts.

  9. Seej 08/27/2008 08:01

    Man, how the hell has this series of films made it to #4?  And how, after all the cast drifted away to do other things (well, excluding Vin's cameo at the end of the last one - whoops; just spoilt it for you), have they managed to tempt them all back?

    Wait, forget I asked, the answer has just come to me; they're all out of work and have realised that pulling a John Wayne and just digging that one ever-deepening trench is a more sure-fire way to the cash than stuggling pathetically to avoid being typecast.

  10. Seej 08/27/2008 08:03

    That said, I own all the other ones on DVD and will go see this in the cinema because, at heart, I'm a dick who likes car chases, explosions, and Jordanna Brewster's T&A.

  11. VaginaOfParis 08/27/2008 08:03

    It should have been Diesel that was hijacked, exploded, and killed, not gasoline.

  12. LonghornMike 08/27/2008 08:09

    "I'm a dick who likes car chases, explosions, and Jordanna Brewster's T&A."

    Make that 2 of us.  (sighs, slinks back to his man cave)

  13. dirtydiane 08/27/2008 08:14

    I'm a dick who likes I like dick, car chases, explosions, and Jordanna Brewster's showing off my T&A.

    FIXED.

  14. Seej 08/27/2008 08:18

    I'm a dick who likes I like dick, car chases, explosions, and Jordanna Brewster's showing off my T&A.

    FIXED.

     

    Marry me.

  15. Jayms 08/27/2008 08:25

    Vin Deezle looks really fat, and towards the end when he chuckles he looks like he's really high.  Maybe he put on 50lbs for the role?  You know, 'cause he's a method actor.

  16. Jayms 08/27/2008 08:27

    And holy shit, those bastards just murdered a truck driver who was minding his own business! 

  17. Polaris 08/27/2008 08:47

    I was about to say the same, Jayms.

  18. LonghornMike 08/27/2008 09:14

    I'm a dick who likes I like dick, car chases, explosions, and Jordanna Brewster's showing off my T&A.

    FIXED.

    Marry Fuck me.

    FIXED MORE BETTER

  19. Mizz Party Panties 08/27/2008 09:37

    Am I A sucker because I think I’ll actually go see it?

    MMMMmmm…. Vin Diesel!

  20. yelraf 08/27/2008 09:41

    You know why Vin's acting sucks?  Because he's not an actor, he's a dancer. 

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzFAHv5iHmc

    Oh, wait…his dancing sucks, too.

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