08.21.2008 EVERYONE LOVES SIENNA MILLER

Splash News says that Sienna Millers' house was vandalized when someone spray painted the word “SLUT” and what might be a pentagram on the wall of her London home.  Miller, who apparently lives in a walk-in freezer, has been dating Balthazar Getty, who is married with 4 kids.  No motive is known, but police think it might be because she's a slut.



(95) Comments

  1. TW 08/21/2008 13:13

    Quick, Check Mrs. Getty for black spray-paint marks on her hands.

  2. Just the Tip 08/21/2008 13:17

    "…who apparently lives in a walk-in freezer…"

    Haha - such detail oriented reporting.  Very nice.

  3. Dirty Hairy 08/21/2008 13:17

    The amazing thing is that it looks nothing like my handwriting!

  4. Tito's Abdomen 08/21/2008 13:18

    They get the police for this shit? In my neighborhood you can be glad that nobody spray paints "Slut" on your forehead. 

  5. Dirty Hairy 08/21/2008 13:18

    Christ on a Crowbar! Look at the bars on her windows! Is she trying to keep burglars out, or illegal sex slave ring children in?

  6. scum 08/21/2008 13:18

    Shit I forgot to paint my phone number.

  7. Evil Malcom Norris 08/21/2008 13:19

    slut is actually a descent depiction of a girl from Ascot.

  8. scum 08/21/2008 13:19

    Bars and steel shutters.

  9. Dirty Hairy 08/21/2008 13:19

    So they wrote SLUT, but no graphical depictions of a cock and some nutz? Fucking beginners, Dude!

  10. Evil Malcom Norris 08/21/2008 13:20

    *decent

  11. Just the Tip 08/21/2008 13:20

    What an awesome gang to have running around… tagging is just rampant, huh?

    Oh wait… ooohhh SM's place… yeah, yeah… Vandalism or Advertising?

  12. Evil Malcom Norris 08/21/2008 13:21

    What Wwould Lemmy say

  13. Tito's Abdomen 08/21/2008 13:21

    "illegal sex slave ring children"

    try to say that three times as fast as you can 

  14. ohmwrecker 08/21/2008 13:22

    Does everyone in London live in a shit house?

  15. ohmwrecker 08/21/2008 13:23

    Looks like an awesome yard fire reflected in that metal door.

  16. mistahp 08/21/2008 13:23

    Hey, sluts need love too.

  17. Evil Malcom Norris 08/21/2008 13:24

    Is it hip to live in a prison house? Looks like one of the fortified house in a Zombie Film

  18. The Fried Man 08/21/2008 13:25

    Who wants to travel back to England less due to their sexual relations…Sienna Miller or Gary Glitter?  

  19. ohmwrecker 08/21/2008 13:26

    So they wrote SLUT, but no graphical depictions of a cock and some nutz? Fucking beginners, Dude!

    Yeah, and you call that a pentagram?! 

  20. Tito's Abdomen 08/21/2008 13:27

    "Does everyone in London live in a shit house?"

     

    I have been to London a few times and: Yes. Most parts of the city suck hard. No place I 'd like to live.

     

    But they probably pull a Beijing in London, trash all the fucked up placed and build shiny new apartments nobody with an average income can affort. Urban renewal at its best. 

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