LIKE IT NEVER EVEN HAPPENED

Yesterday Hayden Panettieres dad was arrested for domestic violence after he reportedly struck his wife, Haydens mom, in the face.  TMZ reported there were photographs taken by police showing visible marks.  Oh but guess what, apparently it was all a dream.  Extra says…

Lesley and Alan told Mario Lopez, "Nothing actually happened." Explained Mario, "In fact, Lesley wasn't even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad's arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion."

Mario Lopez is the new host for Extra by the way.  He brings his years of reporting excellence to the already esteemed panel they have, and he knows a cover-up when he sees one.  So if he says nothing happened, mark it down, nothing happened.  Don’t think too much about the part where she says she didn’t know her husband got arrested at 3am.  It's not weird at all that she would go to bed and not know if her husband was there or not.  Maybe she has an Alan-shaped alarm clock and confused him for that.