08.22.2008 SPORTY GOT KNOCKED UP

Melanie Chisholm, way better known as Sporty Spice, is pregnant with her first child.  She and her boyfriend for the past 6 years made the announcement on her website.  People magazine says…

"Some happy news," she wrote. "I can now announce that Tom and I are expecting a baby and we are very happy."  Baby buzz building began last week, when Chisholm wore a baggy dress during a show in Liverpool last week.

Sometimes I feel like People magazine is just fucking with me.  Did it?  Did “baby buzz” start to build last week when she wore a baggy dress in Liverpool?  Is that how it went?   Because if anything baby related gets you attention, expect Paris Hilton to take pictures of hers one day inside a pentagram of its own blood.

(36) Comments

  1. RemSteale 08/22/2008 06:24

    Sporty isnt a lesbian?

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/22/2008 06:24

    She's the relatively ugly one right?  Meh.

  3. TW 08/22/2008 06:27

    She was the ugly one then, now, she's the only one you can look at for about 4 seconds before you turn to dust.

  4. TW 08/22/2008 06:30

    I think it was Paris that drew her version of a pentagram on Sienna Miller's apartment. Hey, at least she can spell SLUT.

  5. dirtydiane 08/22/2008 06:33

    If you used anything over a 40watt bulb for this photoshoot, they would all melt into a puddle of botox and silicone.  With some herpes mixed in for good measure.

  6. tblaney6591 08/22/2008 06:34

    Wow… she got pregnant?!  What a miracle… wonky-teethed bitch spread her legs and let some dude hump on her box…. what's next?  She going to solve the energy problem?

     

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com 

  7. Silverback 08/22/2008 06:35

    You mean I could have accidentally stumbled into this one penis first ? Rem's confusion is my confusion. She has no solo career without rainbow festivals and gay pride parades.

  8. Evil Malcom Norris 08/22/2008 06:36

    Why exactly do they deserve a post?

    *continues reading Men's Health*

  9. RonDogg 08/22/2008 06:52

    Sporty > The Black One

  10. MG Admirer 08/22/2008 07:12

    since when did she go back into supporting the other team?

    Mel-C was openly supporting chopped liver for many years.

    Or is this bloke a beard / sperm donor?

  11. Jake 08/22/2008 07:14

    It's not Clay Aikens man juice?  All thought all the lesbians wanted Clay's seed

  12. THE O.G. HATER 08/22/2008 07:24

    Damn those are some tig ole kneeger taters.

  13. Iamamess 08/22/2008 07:51

    There's more silcone in that picture than in a…..a……a…… I got nothing !

  14. Ballsnyc 08/22/2008 07:52

    Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

    That is what she should name her kid cause that is a really good black name.

     

    She is the black one right?

  15. foobar 08/22/2008 07:59

    WTF?  I thought she was a dyke.

  16. LoRider 08/22/2008 08:01

    Does the fact that this thread has 14 posts (15 now) fairly indicate that nobody cares about these hasbeens?  I would've thought the mass concert cancellations due to lack of ticket sales would've clued everyone in.

    Ride Lo

  17. LonghornMike 08/22/2008 08:02

    I think Sporty's the one sportin' the oversized Deputy Sheriff sunglasses.  (I'm so embarrassed to know that.)

  18. Inigo Montoya 08/22/2008 08:13

    Sporty is(was) my girlfriend.

    What a slut.

  19. TW 08/22/2008 08:15

    Ini Mon,

    Did you wear matching track suits when you went out?

  20. MG Admirer 08/22/2008 08:38

    Wow - Scary Spice has some massive knockers.  I can see why Donkey-Shreck was into her for a time.

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