KATE GROOMBRIDGE IS NAKED – that POA in the picture above is Kate Groombridge, a famous UK model. I wish I were kidding when I say that this picture is like 10 years old, and it has more sentimental value to me than my parents. Point being, she’s naked in some new movie, and JoBlo has the clips. Not that anyone would care about something like that.MADONNA COMPARES JOHN MCCAIN TO HITLER – this may give Obama the edge, because I bet most of the stoned gay transsexuals that make up Madonna’s audience were leaning toward McCain. KIM KARDASHIAN IS A DRAMA QUEEN – remember when a source compared Kim Kardashians cut foot to a murder scene. Oh hey guess what.JAPANESE GOBLIN SHARK – any one of those things by itself is scary. Put them together and you’ll shit yourself.