08.08.2008 THIS IS NOT GOING TO HELP

After weeks of sneaking around and denials and even reports he was attempting to reconcile with his wife, Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller were photographed together yesterday on a shopping trip in Malibu (story from the Daily Mail here, full size picture here). She must be really flattered that he feels the need to hide her.  That’s what pedophiles do too.  “This will be our little secret.”  So is he a pedophile?  Uh, sure why not.


(93) Comments

  1. Avatar 08/08/2008 07:43

    Lovely people really. I'd love to be able to call them friends.

  2. Paleomiz 08/08/2008 07:45

    "We got caught!" *Topless on an open boat*

    "We got caught!" *Topless on an open balcony*

    Perfect solution: Go shopping in the paparazzi capital of the world

    If she were any more stupid, you'd have a bullseye saying stupid on her forehead you could aim your facial at

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/08/2008 07:46

    These two are great at being sneaky, I think they are secretly ninjas or something.

  4. Avatar 08/08/2008 07:48

    Now, if you'll excuse me, but I'm going to go suck a watermelon with a snake in it. Yummy!

  5. maddona_kebabsoff 08/08/2008 07:52

    Yawn…..big stretch…..fart…….Morning all.

  6. Paparazzi Sniper 08/08/2008 07:55

    nice forehead…….jeez can that thing stick out any further.

  7. Evil Malcom Norris 08/08/2008 07:56

    Don't hit on the Getty. I wouldn't let such hot piece of ass down, either!

  8. TV's Frank 08/08/2008 07:58

    ENOUGH! Who is this fucker aside from the fact he looks like Charlie Sheen and the lead singer from the Flaming Lips had sweaty buttsex sometime in the late 70s and their dirty, dirty manlove produced this douchebag. 

  9. MG Admirer 08/08/2008 07:59

    I think this is a shot across the bows for his wife.

    I'm going to be with her regardless and according to the terms of the pre-nup you signed, you'll get squat unless you allow me to be with Sienna 5 days a week and you agree to a twice monthly threesome. 

    And you should agree to this because she's a lot hotter than you and as a scorned women with kids in tow, your chances of landing a life better than this one on offer is slim to none - and slim left town last month. 

  10. Emmalee 08/08/2008 07:59

    I am still getting over the fact that he ruined "Brothers & Sisters" by being such a Cocksnogger!!!  That was the only show I had that made me feel like my family MIGHT be somewhat normal.

  11. MG Admirer 08/08/2008 08:00

    MAX HEADROOM

  12. Evil Malcom Norris 08/08/2008 08:01

    The Getty seems to be a very confident man.

  13. pepper 08/08/2008 08:03

    He looks like BUTTHEAT, ahdaaaaah!

  14. The Fried Man 08/08/2008 08:03

    Ooh, Nobu.  I like that place.

  15. pepper 08/08/2008 08:07

    he is part of the Flaming Lips?

  16. Evil Malcom Norris 08/08/2008 08:08

    Doc. More like "Sam the Eagle"

  17. mom2ross 08/08/2008 08:08

    Why is he buying clothes she won’t wear, anyway?

  18. Seej 08/08/2008 08:10

    Do you think he's looking over there to the left of the picture, at a distant SUV, thinking "Oh, shit, I hope there's not a paparazzo in there with a telephoto zoom lens.  It sure wouldn't help my marriage if a photographer were to cleverly sneak up on us.  Though I'm sure this guy dressed as a camera, holding a camera, wearing a hat that says "I'm taking your picture you fucking moron" who's stood two inches away is just kidding…."

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