Splash News says today that Amy Winehosue ordered a Slush Puppie machine, and this really has disaster written all over it. Two days ago she got bags of blood, today she got bottles of red syrup. The odds of her stoned ass drinking blood are well over 100 percent. If this isn’t proof she’s on drugs, I give up. Someone should test her. I think a good test is one where we tie her to a rock and then throw her in a well. If she sinks, it means she was on drugs. If she floats, hey, no harm done.
Hopefully she ignores the warning about not operating machinery while on drugs, gets her head caught in it and becomes a human slurpie
you sir, are a genius
Someone brave, daring & completely fucking insane needs to drive a stake into this demon's heart. Seriously. It's not fair that a legend like John Lennon was assassinated while people like Angelina Jolie and this cracked out, blood drinking zombie bitch go on living.
Too bad they didn't deliver a Slusho machine instead. Slusho attracts these fucking hideous, monstrous creatures that…oh…wait. Never mind.
those things are good, well done whore
Best cure for cottonmouth EVER.
I wonder what college the guy in the Slush Puppie hat went to
Someone brave, daring & completely fucking insane needs to drive a stake into this demon's heart.
CALLING CRABBUS TO THE THREAD
there is going to be a flower delivery van parked out there soon enough
I'll hate having to buy and drive any of these Mini cars to go get a slushee
she probably ordered a dog-stupid cow
TP,
Cambridge.
Oh my god…did we just step into the Twilight Zone?? Cause seriously, I can see London becoming either 28 Days Later or Rabid because of this crazy hag.
i heard Slush Puppie is running a promo. buy a machine and get a free pound of crack, home delivery only….
This dog is not wearing pants, either.
I think her handlers got a bit carried away when she asked for a "bloody slushie".
Mmmm…blood slurpies!
Try the mango. Man go boom!
I'm confused, B means if she sinks, drowns and dies no harm done, right?
My slushie clotted… :(