08.06.2008 U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!

The Olympics have now officially begun (Norway beat the US 2-0 in women’s soccer this morning) and so in the spirit of that, PETA has unveiled a new ad campaign featuring Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard naked (full pic here).  Although I don’t know why everyone goes so crazy over her.  Hurdler Lolo Jones from LSU is way hotter.  Swimmer Natalie Coughlin is a hot piece too.  I think a good way to determine who the sexiest one is would be something called the Blowjob Olympics.  It’s a lot like the regular Olympics, except this has me getting tons of oral sex.


(96) Comments

  1. Snake 08/06/2008 11:03

    I've never understood the Amanda Beard thing.  Hot and athletic body, but an awful face.  You could throw a stick in Hollywood and hit 10 women hotter than her, so what's the big deal?

  2. scum 08/06/2008 11:03

    Speaking of PETA let me see some BEAVER.

  3. someoneluvsu 08/06/2008 11:04

    America, fuck yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!

    Take that all you pansy-ass countries! 

  4. TW 08/06/2008 11:06

    The US Women have beat Norway a ton of times. I think the last time was 4-0.
    They were the two best teams. OK. Enough sports talk.  

    My breasts are bigger than hers. Also, Brendön is dead on about the other two being hotter. That Beard girl's face is all beigy — too much makeup. Dunk her in the pool a couple of times for me, then show her to me again. Di di Mao! Mao!

  5. TW 08/06/2008 11:08

    I said "Di di Mao!", motherfuckers!

  6. barry allen 08/06/2008 11:08

    i think its safe to say that everyone is disappointed sara bei didnt make the olympic team. she's "fast" if you know what i'm saying.

     **kapwing**

  7. Snake 08/06/2008 11:08

    Did you see the Brazilian twin synchronized swimmers?  Hotter than A. Beard by several orders of magnitude.  And what's the point of a peek-a-boo ad with a woman who's already done Playboy?  Are we supposed to be shocked she would show some PG-13 skin?

  8. tangocash00001 08/06/2008 11:09

    Amanda is hot because she is manly and probably has a huge dick…..who doesn't like a huge dick

  9. The Fried Man 08/06/2008 11:09

    Why don't we just let Marissa Miller compete for the US…in all events.

  10. Paleomiz 08/06/2008 11:10

    Did you see the Brazilian twin synchronized swimmers?

    Now THAT would make a great niche porn market

  11. TW 08/06/2008 11:11

    <—- The twin Brazilians is my new avi. Yes. I saw them.

  12. Keyser S 08/06/2008 11:11

    Insert "Bearded Clam" joke here.

  13. BuddgyGroove 08/06/2008 11:12

    That face has MAN written all over it.

  14. Paleomiz 08/06/2008 11:13

    That face has MAN written all over it.

    Seriously, why hasn't the new mandatory genetics testing disqualified her yet?

  15. Harenmahkeester 08/06/2008 11:16

    It's good to see our female Olympic athletes haven't resorted to exploiting their sexuality (and instead are letting their talents and abilities speak for themselves).

  16. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/06/2008 11:17

    She's got a killer body but you could cut a roast on that face.

  17. Pottz 08/06/2008 11:18

    Who is this guy? Why does he holding his nipples like that? Last time I checked, a man could be in public without a shirt on.  Wait…OMFG….Is that a woman?

    I call bullshit. Wait, is that the he/she that just had a baby?  

     

    I just can't make an educated decision without seeing a hatchetwound!

  18. Silverback 08/06/2008 11:18

    Very hot in an Aquatic Alien Overlord sort of way. Too bad for her the icecaps are still intact and humanity remains unbroken.

  19. scum 08/06/2008 11:20

    As far as hot olympians goes Maria Sharapova is the obvious choice but check out Alona Bondarenko the tennis player. TW, new twins pics on w/leather.

  20. Mac-Daddy 08/06/2008 11:20

    Only the speed skaters scare me. I think I would probably nail every female member of:

    • Volleyball
    • Gymnastics
    • Dive team
    • and ummm, is Muff Diving an event?

     

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