08.12.2008 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KILLING SOMEONE.

If you hadn’t heard, an actor named Shelley Malil stabbed his ex-girlfriend to death yesterday at her home near San Diego. The story is he went by her home, saw her in the backyard with another guy, then picked up a knife and stabbed her while her two children were asleep in the house. Malil was best known for a supporting role in "The 40-year-old Virgin", but also for that Budweiser ad up above. He’s “Chad”.  According to his IMDb profile, he was involved with Big Brother, a mentoring program for kids without parents.  So it's possible he just misunderstood what they wanted.  They said, "we need kids without parents", and he said, "I'm on it".

UPDATE - either that chick came back to life or i misread the original reports.  either way she's not dead. 



(208) Comments

  1. Avatar 08/12/2008 08:20

    This fills me with joy. I had her too and that bitch had it coming.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/12/2008 08:20

    Wow, what a dick.  I mean, if he killed his current girlfriend over another guy I could understand but an ex?  That's just psychotic.

  3. murraymaker 08/12/2008 08:22

    Was he the dude in the short lived Craig Bierko show with Rashida Jones from The Office?

  4. Brandon103 08/12/2008 08:23

    wow - i hadn't heard. that's pretty sweet

  5. Just the Tip 08/12/2008 08:23

    Hmmm… he just happen to be walking by his ex's place?  Around the back of the place?

    Stalk much?

  6. Evil Malcom Norris 08/12/2008 08:25

    "Hello my name is Chad, How may i stab you?"

  7. murraymaker 08/12/2008 08:25

    Nope IMDB says it wasn't him in Unhitched. Sorry Shaun Majumder I confused you with a killer

  8. Mac-Daddy 08/12/2008 08:26

    wtf???

    He should have been on "CHEATERS!"

  9. someoneluvsu 08/12/2008 08:26

    I can understand his mistake. The same thing happened to me when they opened the new unwed mothers shelter downtown and told me they needed pregnant teenagers. 

  10. ohmwrecker 08/12/2008 08:28

    Wait a minute. She was just "talking" to a guy? Are you sure she wasn't "hanging" or "disrespecting".

     

  11. Slaappy got fingered 08/12/2008 08:29

    Don't fuck NYC cabbies wifes, they will stab you when your not looking.

  12. Policia 08/12/2008 08:29

    Those babies look Pakistani to me

  13. murraymaker 08/12/2008 08:30

    In his defense, he did do two episodes of REBA. I mean I've killed over less

  14. Avatar 08/12/2008 08:30

    IMdB says he was in "I Hate Women 'Cause I'm a Small Dicked Douche" - wait … that's what IMdB says for me. Need to fix that.

  15. Just the Tip 08/12/2008 08:32

    murray:  You… you KNEW that?  Or actually researched it?  Either way… uhhh… yeah, ya' might want to step away from the ol' computer every now and then.  Get out & enjoy the sunshine.

  16. Paleomiz 08/12/2008 08:33

    Wow, that commercial was really fucking stupid–hopefully they can tack a few years onto his sentence for that

  17. Roma 08/12/2008 08:33

    I'm suprised there hasn't been any "know how I know you're gay…" jokes yet. 

  18. Paparazzi Sniper 08/12/2008 08:37

    I thought the comercial was funny…..Preppy Fucks.  Nice yellow sweatshirt tied in a knot.   Did they raid Pepper's Closet?  

  19. murraymaker 08/12/2008 08:38

    You know how I know you're gay? You're in jail for stabbing your ex to death and you have Jerome's cock in one hole and Andre's in another

  20. ohmwrecker 08/12/2008 08:40

    Why am I reading associated press articles stating that this woman is still alive (albeit in critical condition)?

    B,

    I come here for facts and hard hitting journalism. Is this chick dead or not? Please update. 

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